update from schmoeville.........
Posted on Friday, August 6, 2010 at 01:53
Hey Guys,
I know its been awhile since I updated the blog...So much has been going on here...as usual. Normally I dont have much time for blogging but tonight, I've got a lil bit of time.
So, I dont know where to really begin..Sorry for the delay in new vids..if y'all even noticed...LOL...got two new ones coming soon, just havent gotten them done yet....got so much on my mind.
So much of life is Cliches and stereotypes, yet they are kinda true sometimes.....
As a gay guy, I always worried about contracting HIV. But I went to my Doctors not toolong ago, land after she goaded me into an HIV test, which I was kinda aprehensive about, It came back negative....Non-reactive she said matter of factly.......I was so relieved. I went to see her in the first place, because one day I woke up with a headache....KInda unusual for me since, I have had about ten headaches in my entire life.... after the headache wouldnt go away after almost 30 days, she did a complete work up on me...cholesterol, diabetes check, liver function, blood pressure, etc,etc HIV test...and a CT scan....They all came back normal...finally around the 30th day or so, I woke up with facial numbness on one side of my face....I was convinced I was having a stroke......I calmed myself down and went to work, eventually the numbness, turned into tingling...MY doc sent me to a specialist For an MRI wich came back abnormal. Apparently MRI is more sensitive than CT.
They admitted me to the Hospital for some tests...spinal tap, and they still werent able to tell me what it was they spotted in my brain, they had it narrowed down to cancer, sarcoid, or sometime of bacteria or fungus.. It really worried me, that they couldnt tell me what it was.....a second MRI during my 4 days in the hospital, showed what they Called a "progression of the Disease" nesteled in my brain stem.....Here I am worried about contracting HIV, and apparently Ive got something just as serious and now all the cliches about life...."Live life to fullest" "Life is short" "Live everyday like it's your last" come to mind with new meaning for me.
The hard part is not knowing exactly, what it is thats been growing in my head for at least the last three months. What is it? I cant imagine that it could be good. No one here really wants to say...until they know exactly....so instead, I sit in the hospital again waiting for my second spinal tap and i guess more scans to tell us how much more the disaese had progressed.
I feel strange because there are many sick people in the world....Why shouldnt I have Cancer? or a Brain tumor? or Nuero-sarcoid...I guess the part that freaks me out the most is the fact that it is my brain already, and it's in the CNS..the most dangerous spot and in an in-operable spot..
Im 44, I lived a good life....One of my "Boys" y'all never met died/actually was murdered during a drug deal and shot with his own gun I always scolded him for carrying, died in DEC 2006 at age 21...I think about him daily.....I lived twice as long as he did.....and Im not sure I wanna be a lonely ol gay guy in a nursing home with no next of kin at 85..Im pretty sure I would end up taking my own life before that happened if I was able...so why not now...Other than im not ready to die?
MY mom and MY closest friends all say dont worry....."They'll fix it" But I just dont see how....It's in the Brain, MY Brain, in-operable spot and all. It's pretty much all I can focus on now.....Im trying to keep my Job, but i work for a company that takes missed days away from your vaction...Im working on six days in the hospital altogether, and I cant seem to concentrate on anything for over 5 mins....So who knows how long it will take me to get those other schmoe vids out. If you dont know, the amateur video business is definately a "feed the machine" Kinda business. so if any fans are reading this...please feel free to buy a vid or two. I really need your support now. OK, enough about me.
Joe
more models outed....Man went so long without all this crap.....
Posted on Monday, June 7, 2010 at 06:42
Man...so much crap going on here.....
Another couple of LOCAL str8boy models we've made films with have been outed. Just came home from the DR's and had five messages from two of our real, amateur, str8guys...Who were calling in a panic becuase theyve been spotted on the internet.....one of the models is married with a kid.....
The other is a str8 guy who already has remorse about being in some vids......and who was outed once before. They are both clearly very upset..... and the funny thing is that since I appear in a lot of the vids...When they are outed, IM outed too. As much as I hate my crappy ol job......I dont want to lose it from being outed. But I suspect I will once my employer finds out there is an amateur gay pornstar in their midst...LOL It really sucks.
The guys think I have my own site.....and I can control who see their pics...I suspect that they are actually on amvc.com looking at some of the pics...Just from some of the stuff they have said people have spotted them doing..I dont really know....
The funny thing is that the HOMOPHOBIC one wont deny its him when he gets called out. I dont get it. When/IF IM called out...the first thing IM going to do is deny it....
He asked me..."you want me to call them back and get the site address they said they spotted me on?" I was like "NO" Just deny its you....he was like "oh ok"
I just wonder how far its going to go? One of these ex-models coming back over to beat me up and or kill me over one of the amateur vids?
I just dont know what to do.....THis is suppossed to be "fun"...... a "Dream JOB" and yet, it is quickly turning into a nightmare....
I 've been having a constant headache for the last month and half or so..I very seldom get headaches Ive had maybe ten in my life....This one has been around for the last six weeks....It eases up everynow and again, but it HASNT left completely in six weeks....Finnally get up the nerve to go to the doctor...Stay there for 5 hrs or so......He didnt conduct ANYtests, and gave a script good for a week, and sent me home...Complete waste of 75 bucks in my opinion.....I walk in the house, and have the messages from the two models...I suspect I'll have to delete my xtube account or at least remove the vids...The xtube vids help me make sales at amvc.com. Or at least I think they do..
I guess I've been lucky as far as Model drama goes. I thought the reason why we hadnt had many models outed and or harrassed was becuase they "really were str8" No chance of their "str8" friends spotting them and calling them out. and I guess it worked for two years or so....But now....not so much. I thought that being selective about who I filmed that I could kinda feel confident that the models WOULDNT be outed. From my perspective, once they are outed...The real "str8guys" pretty much wont appear in anymore vids. So I have a built in incentive to help the from being outed.....and I have failed.
It makes me feel bad. Which with this raging headache I have had for 6 weeks...makes me pretty much wanna just close up shop. Launching this website is a more daunting task than I imagined.....And I suspect the "outing factor" will increase...especially when the models outers find out about Schmoe.com or whatver We name it.....and realize that we control it.....Again I find out that "realism" does infact have a price.
Anyway, enough pissin and moaning......We took an impromtu trip to Fla on Friday.......BY car...and back on Sunday. Every time I drive to FLA...I always swear that it will be my last time...and it never is...
Anyway, we stopped at Lumberjacks campground resort in Unadilla GA....(yeeHaaww) Ive been wanting to get there for a couple years...and since we were driving right by...we decided to call them and stay the night. It's a lil bit off the beaten path, But it was really nice....Both the place and the people. My only complaint was we couldnt stay longer. Cant wait to go back and check it out. We were in the car....So it was a lil weird being in one of their cabins....No phone.....No tv Just darkness and the sound of nature all around us.....Then off in the distance...the pulsating sound of club music.......Turns out, there is a Night club there also open from 9-2am I havent been to a club in a long time...I was tired from our marathon drive...a couple cocktails at the bar, and within 10 minutes of hitting the sack...I was out cold.
All-in-all I had a nice time there. Cant wait to go back and stay longer...Thought about going in July....and takin some models.....
Anyway, our latest film crackers crumble...Was delayed cause i sent a faulty disc...Got it re-done, but our other film .....Say it Loud....Im whitetrash and I'm Proud is almost finished.. Im trying to get the index done... so I can send them in together but truthfully My heart just aint in it.
I know y'all think IM playin.....BUt I would almost bet you guys are looking at some of the very last Schmoe vids........So be sure to to get them now...While they are still available......
JOE
posted a response on Gaydemon.biz to a question about AMVC
Posted on Friday, May 21, 2010 at 11:33
A guy inquired about what its like to work with AMVC....and another guy responed like he knew what AMVC was all about. Trouble his his info was wrong.. I kinda waited for someone to step in and correct him but no-one did...so I responded with info from my Three-years-this-month experience with AMVC.
IN my reply I mentioned xtube, and the fact that our full lenght movies are not available there.. Some one ratted me out to Kurtis from xtube and we exchanged a few emails.
I had links to our page at amvc in my xtube profile, and a link to my blog here at hello penis. MY xtube account has had about 18 million views, and whe didnt even have videos on for over a year....I really like amateur porn and in the begining, xtube was really alll about amateur porn....
anyway, Kurtis edited my account, and wrote me and said He couldve deleted it if he wanted to......He was mad becuase I mentioned that We have had collectors buy multiple titles from our lil "commercials" we have posted on xtube.
Had I not felt compelled to "set the record straight" I guess my xtube profile wouldve have still been under the radar.....anyway, Kurtis was wondering why xtube and Joe Schmoe arent doing business together, especialy since I "stole" some of his traffic.
To make a long story short, I kinda agreed to use an amateur account to sell some schmoe content. He sent me the contract.......But I dont have a printer lol.
Its given me time to think about what I should offer on there....I want it to be a complement to to full lengths which are only available at AMVC.com not a competition....Im thinking mostly jack-off clips and "outtakes"....
One of our models was recently outed...and the guy wrote to me asking if the models name was really such and such.......like I would say.....
So now Im totally fucked up regarding even wanting to DO an account with xtube.. and you know, Im not really thrilled about what they pay. Im trying to figure out how to make if profitable, yet not compete with the vids from AMVC...and not overly expose the guys...to being "outed"
I know they signed model releases....I have scanned all of their ID's which to me kinda proves beyond a reasonable doubt that the models knew what they were being filmed for, yet I always feel bad when they are outed.
The one kid called me crying, after his friend accused him of being on the internet... I felt real bad.....for him. Then wondered about my own reaction whenever Im finally outted...I suppose it will cause me to get fired.....At my age it seems like jobs are kinda tough to find.....
And we are still working on starting our website.....I was pretty comfortable with the idea BEFORE the Creepy email and one of the models being outed, but now Im not so sure....At anyrate I dont really see the point of offering the same exact content on AMVC, XTUBE, and our website....so I gotta figure out a way for them to complement each other and not compete against each other.....
so anyway.....
Shot some footage of Jason a couple days ago......
Not sure if i Should use it.....He's on house arrest, and he called me a couple days ago, asking if I would come over to give him some head.....Normally I wouldve been like no, thats OK...But I thought it might make some good footage, plus he was painting his sons room and wanted me opinion on the color and techmique....I was filmed describing what was going to happen, and in the car on the way to Jasons apt. His old lady was at work for another 45mins, but his KId, jason JR was home. I never filmed Junior and he was in the living room and Jason and I were in JR's room painting, when we closed the door and I served him up......Pretty hot huh? considering the ol lady couldve walked in at any minute....Later watching the clip, It dawns on me that you can hear 5 yr old JR's voice, he's on the other side of the closed door, but still you can hear him. It got me wondering, is it legal? If jason was outed becuase of this clip, his ol lady would have a fit.....He's on house arrest( ive filmed him on house arrest before at my house) what if someone from the city spotted him? Would they call CPS? So now im in a dillemma....Shout I just edit out JR's voice? or just scrap the whole scene altogehter?
Shot some new footage of NEW uncut 19yr old whiteboy Brian along with his buddy blaze in a duo Jack dual facial scene.
Brian is sooooo Shy...and y'all know blaze aint really that shy.........Anyway they jack side by side for awhile, Brian is full of nervous laughter......I end up serving them both up going form one young white thug dick to the other......Blaze shoots in my face first.....and even before he's completey finished, brian jumps up and gives his first facial ever...he's never shot in a girls face....Y'all know he shoots usually six feet or so....and he ends up covering my lens in his cum accidentally.....it was kinda hot.
Here's whats funny.....Brian is so shy that his last girlfriend dumped him after only three weeks. I shot him the last time the day after he spent the night at her house....She was kinda fat, and not that pretty...He said he fucked her alot...I asked him if she liked sucking his uncut meat....He said she aint NEVER sucked it before....Ive sucked it twice, and I think he really likes having his dick sucked, but since he's uncut, I think alot of girls his age, aint to keen to slurp on it.....next time he comes over, IM going to give him his best BJ ever....and see what happens......Can you imagine? Them girls let him fuck them, but wont suck his cock?
Anyway, I gotta go for now
JOE
woke up to a crazy email....really creeped me out
Posted on Monday, May 17, 2010 at 03:32
This guy wrote me this email this morning....he's from the nearby city...Ive never met him, or acted like I want to meet him...He wrote me about a year and a half ago demanding that we "trade guys" whatever that means, and or meet somewhere and be friends...Over the years people have written me before about wanting to show me how to make movies....but I just usually ignore them .....This guy creeped me out when he mentioned a place he thought I worked at....I started ignoring him at that point...but today, when I woke up and checked my email...
I found a barely legible, incoherent, rambling diatribe from a lunatic....containing thinly vieled threats against me, black Joe, and the guys......
Not sure what I did to deserve this. It kinda creeped me out more than this guys "regular" emails...
I didnt even mind the insults about me and black Joe....We know we aint models....but the rest of it, makes me wanna take my pistols to the indoor range and brush up on my skills..... I pity the person foolish enough to encroach upon the sanctity of my home, or endanger the people I care about in any way.
People act like that because youre making a few amateur movies on the internet that youre just rolling in money....and all of a sudden youre some big film "producer" and can make films that are going to please everyone.
I'll let you in on a lil secret.......I dont try to "please" any of y'all.....I just shoot what happens sometimes, with minimal direction...thats what I hate so much about studio porn, it's all over directed...to the point where you can usually tell its fake...It dont have to be pretty, just hasta be real to please me.
It's funny, becuase we make so Little money doing this that maybe the emailer is right.....Our movies do suck....Maybe I should just quit making movies and go back to just making films for private viewing.....Certainly wouldnt have to deal with being creeped out by psychos, and the models being outed, and thinly veiled threats against my safety, and job.
Why does this guy think I owe him anything? Becuase I had the misfortune to pick up some street trade who made a couple of jack-off vids? Im supposed to "give" him my real amateur str8guys in exchange? I knew this cat was fucked up from the very first time he contacted me....Just didnt know how much.
Anyway, I guess he'll be super pissed when our new black video comes out this week.......
Maybe Im the crazy one......No influx of major money ie still have my crappy job........No fame......and huge amounts of risk...just to produce some real amateur videos......When is this psycho or some other psycho gonna get in their car and travel here to meet Blaze, or Tommy or some other model I shot 8 mos ago, and havent seen since? LIke I said, I thought I knew the risks when starting this venture, but for what we are making money wise, Y'all are prolly lookin at some of the last schmoevids.....It's not the tricks and /or streettrade im real worried about.....It's some of the so called fans....
Joe
Sorry for not updating my blog lately......
Posted on Sunday, May 2, 2010 at 02:08
Been meaning to..but never really get around to doing it....
Been working on three new films...its funny cause they are all really different from each other....so far I have them titled....
party at Joe's you cummin...?
It's new ghetto whiteboy Chuck, plus Blaze and Lucky, and Blaze and chez...Then chez and black Joe. while blaze films....He's gotten pretty good with the camera...
Its weird, Bubba chez and Black Joe act like they are almost lovers or something...They french kiss and everything, and Chez Fucks the dogshit outta him....Older/younger "reverse" interracial.....chez nutts all over Black Joe.....I even Nutt in this clip....
Chez is 27 now and I think just now begining to "find himself" sexually. after 2 relationships with women and 5 count-em.... Five kids...
I've been busy filming these young cats...and while their dicks are hard and they can shoot cum several feet....most of them dont really know how to let themselves go..sexually...You hardly hear a peep outta them when they nutt...they dont know how to edge themselves to prolong that time in extascy right before orgasm...
When you finally get one of these guys to experiment a little bit, especially with something thats described to most lil boys as wrong, gross and disgusting for so long..that its almost ingrained in our brains right next to "dont touch the stove...it'l burn you" They expect that gay contact to be nasty...and when it's not only NOT NASTY but actually feels good...Maybe even the BEST BLOWjob or PEICE of ASS they have EVER had...thats when for alot of them... theres no going back.
It's like a secret among men....Str8Guys who have gone there know...a guy gives a great blowjob....or a peice of guy ass is prolly tighter than 99 percent of pussy out there, and is a great substitute for pussy when it aint available...
Sometimes I've regretted giving that str8guy his first guy BJ or being some young guys first peice of guy ass...Just becuase I let the cat outta the bag so to speak..by revealing the secret among str8men, that guy/guy sex is hot or even hotter than str8 sex partly becuase it's so "wrong"
Assuming you have trust. I cant remember if I told you guys about me being Raped at 18 or not...But I was....and as you can see....I shouldnt/didnt have any trust with the guy who held me down and physically raped me when I was 18 during an encounter in the back of his carpet layers van in california in 1984 or so....
Anyway....back to the films
party at joes...new guy chuck, Blaze and lucky Facial/fucking Chez/blaze Chez/black Joe Dick sucking/kissing/"reverse" interracial fucking
"Young Jungle Cock" is our other film... Young "street" black guys older/younger interracial dick suckin
I named it that becuase all the performers are young and black and from the nearby "concrete Jungle" ie city.....It didnt dawn on me that some might find the title a lil racy....but oh well...
Anyway it's all young under 23 years old "Street" black guys with interviews and solos..Got lucky with this batch cause there aint a dick shorter than 7 inches....One of these black dudes is a real young looking 19 and I treat him to his first guy bj ever..It secretly thrills me that me white redneck lips are gliding along this black teen cock..First man to taste the "forbidden" taste of some teen black dick......
Anyway, I suck each of their black dicks I think theres five of them it's just over 2 hrs of young Black cock .
Crackers Crumble Ghetto whiteboys rumble.....Is the third film....Yeah.... got the name from Blaze. Made him proud that I used it....
Anyway, it's one of my favorite models...Young Country whiteboy Taz stopped by..Hadnt seen him in awhile...Had my camera rolling..makin small talk with thim...when he tells me about moving his trailer, cause he got kicked outta the trailer park....It's too funny becuase these vids really are unscripted vids...and people watching will be like "he told him to talk about his trailer" But I really didnt...I dont usually let them talk about drugs, and locations and names...but other than that....I dont really care...
Anyway, I kinda forgot how nice Taz's upcurved rock hard cock was...It was a pleasant surprise getting a call from him early that morning wanting to know if we wanted his first nutt of the day.....Just as he was nuttin...the doorbell rings....LOL talk about unplanned, amateur video....Our doorbell isnt even that generic DING DONG sound its just DING....Everytime Im watching the clip I hear the sound and think its my doorbell...
Scene 2 is one of my favorites of the young guys ...He dont look like much, but he's smart and super nice, and even though he's 21 he kinda has the body of a seventeen year old...I've NEVER seen his dick soft, and he "sprays cum" usually...He's got bad acne scars though and his hair is kinda a mess...but for me theres something almost a lil sex-crime ish about him...I found pretty hot...
I filmed him twice...Fucked Black Joe off cam with a condom, and came in like 2 minutes.....It was weird though cuase he fucked like a savage...grunting groaning, crazy faces whole nine yard..... takes the condom off shoots like 6 feet... two jets that far, then like 6 more smaller ones.... Turns out "steve" thats his name in the vids...Tells us he's a VIRGIN.....Didnt masturbate ever untill age 18 and is a VIRGIN never had his dick sucked or fucked anything other than his hand...till now...Crazy huh?
I guess I shoulda filmed him fucking Black Joe...But for his first fuck performance...Just thought it would be better without the cam, plus I could J/O and watch my pal Black Joe get nailed by the redneck skaterboy....
Chance dropped by to make a solo vid...I end up suckin his dick for a lil bit then he kicks back in the chmoe lounger and busts one out....He cute in the Boy-next-door-kinda way......
19yr old country UNCUT whiteboy brian...is actually blazes buddy in real-life...he's very shy and homophobic.....But he's a sprayer...nice uncut cock on him...country accent Posted a short clip of him from a DIFFERENT film on my xtube accountjoe schmoe xtube account Im only going to leave it up for a couple days....
THe last scene is with these guys I call the odd couple.....Our model chance called me and said he had two guys whoe were boyfriends who wanted to make a video together....Its funny,, cause I havent really filmed many gay guys....funyy cause we have gay sex in our vids..yet Im sitting here writing that we dont really film many gay guys....anyway....he says they are 34 and 21....They really are 34 and 21...But the 21 yr old who I found kinda hot in a odd trashy way.... looks 35 I dont really care though.... anyway the whole time they are at my place they are texting away.....Im like are they filming me? Taking my picture, wtf are they doing? Turns out, they are texting each other while sitting in the same room....I ask them y'all boyfriends? "yeah yeah' They say...I interview each of them seperately. the 34 yr old says he's BI....How old were you when you first got laid by a woman...? I ask.......I've never fucked a woman he says.
Turns out him and the 21 tr old live together and call each other BF....But apparently never have sex. I ask mr 21 yr old how long its been since he busted a nutt......He says 90 days.....LOL Im like wtf?
I bring them in 34 yr old is almost drooling and mr 21 yr olds 2 inch peter.....I "make" mr 34 yr old suck it...Im talking nasty and dirty to him the whole time he's sucking it....at some point it dawns on me...I prolly COULD MAKE mr 34 yr old PAY ME instead of me having to pay him...becuase I "made" him suck his "BF's" cock.... Anyway....These guys aint the prettiest guys by no stretch but theyre clip is real...Mr 21 yr old nutts in his BF's mouth..and face....Mr 34 yr old litterally begs Mr. 21 yr old to jack him off...I thought good luck with that dude specially since he just came....But mr 21 yr old does jack him off, and he CUMS a ton.....I watched the clip a couple days ago, and found it hot...so It's in the film......
anyway.....thats all thats going on around here......
till next time
Joe
Yeah...Im still alive........Incase you were wonderin..
Posted on Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 10:18
I know its been awhile since I've kept up my blog.....Well maybe I should resolve again this new years to blog more.
Anyway, Its been about 93 days or so of not smoking....still miss it......But it has gotten much easier....
Shot a few new models....Which is a good thing cause many of ours are locked up....
Lucky, Jay,matt, and chez...are all locked up right now...and those are just the ones I know about
Redneck daddy has gotten religous again...he does from time to time.... so no new vids from him for now....Although Im sure when its warmer we;ll be seeing more from him....
Got two new vids done,,,,and the raw footage from another. One of the vids is all new guys.....The other is another str8 film.....It's blaze with two young chicks, redneck Daddy and Lucy, and new guy tommy and his chick...She got some of the biggest pussylips ive ever seen....
So even though I havent been blogging much.....we still have been shootin video...
Made a short "tribute" to Old Reliable and David Hurles on the tube....it turned out to be pretty popular..prolly cause the mention of OR and hurles....anyway...it turns out that David/OR suffered a massive stroke in the fall and is in a full time nursing facility...He has a a few people looking after him and they say that he is really touched/motivated by the fans of his work and their support.
Seeing the picture of him kinda made me feel weird. To me, Hurles was a ledgend, running around doing this "dangerous" type of work with these street punks, street hustlers, and to me at least, exposing people like myself to "rough trade"....I expected he would have some higher "status" as one of the pioneers of a whole niche of porn. It kinda got me thinking....about my own future as a gay man. right now Im lucky enough to be partnered....But eventually there will come a time maybe when I wont be able to care for myself...What will happen to me? who will make the descisions that affect me? david Hurles friends started a charitable fund for him....to pay for his care I suppose, I wonder if he still owns the rights to "his" stuff? It just seems like such a lonely ol life sometimes, yet another reason to live life to the fullest...I suppose....
We are approaching TEN MILLION views on the tube....and we didnt have any vids at all for around six months or so. It's amazing to me that these lil clips from our vids have been watched almost 10 million times....That a Joe Schmoe from the internet can reach ten million folks with a cheap camera, some nerve, and a lil luck....Now If I could just figure out how to quit my job and rely solely on the vids for my income....
Im on vacation this week....and Id like to take the coach out.....go on down to the gulf area....try to have fun and shoot some vids also....gott work tommorrow...new years eve....but seriously thinking about hitting the road on new years day.... but Im also worried about leaving the house unattended also.......Most everything has already been stolen out of it...but its just the idea I suppose....
The idea of hitting the road and making some "auntie Bob" type vids with people that you just run across really appeals to me......Id like to use this lil mini trip to see if I could actually recruit and document some road schmoes....
Anyway, I gotta go now...but i want to take this opportunity to say thanks for watchin our homemade amateur vids. Your support over the last year....by watching and purchasing our vids, and the many comments I have recieved since we started the Schmoe co, continue to inspire and encourage me and the guys. With there being seemingly so many things to bitch about...I just wanted to say thanks for all of the "love" y'all have sent our way over the last year.....
See y'all in 2010
Joe and the guys
day 19 of being cigarette free...and its killing me...LOL
Posted on Monday, October 19, 2009 at 04:23
man..day 19 of being cigarette free...never realized how much I enjoyed smoking till I have been trying to quit...Been taking chantix...so far it hasnt made me go crazy or anything...as far as I know...Haha...
Been slow on the video front..sorry for that...Have shot some new stuff..just gotta get them put together..
For you original fans...my favorite bubba...Chez came back for a visit....shot some vid of him and young Joe together...Might make a clip for the the tube.... I was browsing an amatuer forum not too long ago, when somebody called our vids...."deliverance meets Boogie Nights..." Im guessing that was an insult, not really sure...but filming young Joe the other day..I kinda got the "deliverance" vibe from him.. I guess its becuase I've known him so long...back when he had all his teeth and was cute....Now as a "str8" daddy of 3, and in his 30's...its easy to see him as the real-deal redneck that he is..and still find some sexual thrill from him...anyway..seeing him and chez doing it together kinda reminded me of the deliverance comment...
Shot some vid of young Joe getting dicked down by Blaze, Black Joe, and myself also...He takes all three of our cocks in his young married ass....and BEGS for more like some street tramp..We havent seen Joe for a coupla months...but we were Gobsmacked, when he showed up to make a vid...and insisted we all fuck him...He's kinda chatty through the begining of the vid...so the scenes kinda long...But he takes three dicks in the ass, and two loads to the face...in some of our raunchiest real-life amateur video we have ever shot..
Shot some video of Blaze and Aiden...The boy(18+) from rainy redneck camping..... one thing leads to another and Blaze ends up fuckin Aiden all in his ass....They even make out and everything....Its funny watching some young str8 guys....They have curiosities and desires...yet are so hesitant to act on them...Blaze tells Aiden in the raw footage...."ok we have to make out now.....you know for the movie" yeah sure.....I never know whether to edit that stuff out..or leave it in for the "realism" I know when I watch porn I usually like it short and sweet...so to speak....But maybe some of you like that added dimension of hearing the voices....seeing the street clothes, Hearing the candid and real conversations of str8? guys going gay for pay....Not just gay for pay...But with a camera too...! I dont know...been experimenting with minimal editing..Makes a longer movie and less work for me...But if y'all dont like it...then whats the point? You see....I dont get many comments here on the blog....everynow and again I'll get an email from a fan...which gets me all excited....My only real "comments" I get is the sales...and by then its too late to do me anygood...writeme at saab95se@excite.com if you have comments...
Some people have told me that 29.95 is too much for a video...maybe it is....I see vids at the local ABS in the city for 9.95 all day long...the trouble is...all the ones that I think I would like are all 59.95 and more..maybe there is something wrong with me..maybe I aint fullly gay..but gay studio porn mostly does absolutely nothing for me...I dont get the full 29.95...my cut is around 18.00 bucks or so...The rest goes to the folks that do the orders, boxcovers, shipping, website, marketing, etc,etc...outta my 18.00 I gotta pay the guys, buy beer and cigs, put the clips togehter, and work a full time job...so I hope you guys will still buy our real amateur homemade vids even if you dont see the price drop..like others have done...I know that there are enough "collectors" out there to support us...At least Im hoping there are...
Speaking of collectors...Some people have sent me more Old reliable vids...and I gotta say..that stuff really turns me on..Something about those guys....Some of them remind me of my guys...but its co-incedence and not on purpose...I never figured myself a collector of vintage porn....But I guess it aint vintage when you buy it..if youre a real "collector"
I've kinda slowed down on making vids for xtube...sorry. I'll make a couple pre-view clips of the next two movies for the tube...but I've noticed the tube has kinda changed since I first started posting vids there 2 1/2 years ago...I kinda think of the tube as "fun" so I kinda like to play around with "arty" vids....which claerly isnt my thing....but its fun for me....But to get the ratings..you gotta show the sex...and mostly hardcore....Which I can totally understand....But I dont always dont like to do.....so I guess I'll have to come to a happy medium with the tube..
Black Ex-con dicks is our new film at AMVC.com right now.......
special sale price of 22.95
It's late gotta go
Joe
All right fellas..gotta a few minutes..thought Id update the blog...
Posted on Monday, September 14, 2009 at 03:52
Not much new going on here...well now that I think about it...been a long time since an update..
Just got off work and its late..so It might be kinda brief....
Blaze got outta jail about a month ago. Me, Black Joe and redneck daddy, signed a notarized letter basically saying that Blaze did what he did outta fear/self defense...Redneck daddy and myself drove two hours to make Blazes court date..met with his public defender and handed over the note...About an hour later...the Judge called Daddy up to the bench ...checked his ID, and asked him if he was sure..that he didnt want Blaze to go to prison...daddy confirmed...and an hour or so later...Blaze was free...
Blaze and daddy havent really hung-out or even seen each other since he's got out..I have such mixed feelings abou the whole situation. The next day...daddy's grandma died.....she was 92 and lived in her own home....pretty much independent the whole time...daddy took it kinda hard...Loaned him a suit for the funeral. Took some photos of him init....He looks good..
Then about three weeks later...My step-dad who riased me since I was 3....died. I took it real hard. He was 80....and just had a minor procedure to drain fluid from his brain 2 days before.. at least he died in his sleep though....and at home with my mom. cant beat that IMO....
Took Blaze on a short two night camping trip.....Shot some video of him...Classic Blaze...so easy and natural infront of the cam....yet theres something "dangerous" about him now....He's got a jailhouse tattoo on his chest now...I hate it....He'd been working out in jail...can really see it inhis chest now..
Shot some video of a co-workers BF the other day...his nut shot is spectacular..but his nervousness kept him from getting totally hard..She has no Idea that Ive filmed her man...He wants to make more vids.....We'll see...I dont usually like to shit where I eat....if you know what I mean.
Gotta new cam...Not sure if I really like it...hardly and consumer stuff is mini-dv anymore...went with a HDD cam....Somehow though I think I like the picture quality of the DV cam better. Although, not having to buy and position tape is kinda nice...though I suppose you gotta store the video somewhere though..Thats what I like about tapes...just pull them out take the video you need from it, and put it back..With a HDD cam...It looks like the raw video will always have to be on a disc or something..so If you wanna go back to it later..I make these films on my laptop(pretty ammateur huh?) and been storing my working vid, and now raw vid from this new cam on an external HD...Guess I'll just have to buy new ones as they get full....Somehow ..Im a collector though and just prefer the physical comfort of having the tapes.....
anyway...Gotta new film coming soon...some fellas y'all aint seen before, and couple you aint seen in awhile....Not sure what IM calling it yet....I'll put a sample on the Tube real soon....
Im also gonna try and blog a lil more now...Been on twitter for a coupla months..it's sometimes a lil bit fun to see whats going on..but I gotta say..im not sure i really see the point of it...It's late right now though..But I do have some serious questions....Maybe I'll ask them soon.
Gotta go
Joe
Early morning Rants....
Posted on Sunday, July 26, 2009 at 11:55
Just had a strange revelation last night....Not really sure what brought it on but It had me wonderin...
Kinda long so.....Might get interrupted or have to end it short....
When I was 12...We lived in a house in the country...Kept our doors unlocked all the time..My step-brother had two friends who were brothers...Randy and his lil brother Tommy who was 15. Since I was 12, I went to a different school than them, and didnt really hang out with them..Just saw them around the house in the morning and after school.
I had lost my virginity to a girl 3 yrs older than me that summer, But was sexually under-developed, and hadnt even started masturbating yet..
Tommy was a redneck, stocky, 15 year old. I didnt know I was gay yet...so I didnt relaly pay him that much attention. One night I was in my room listening to the radio...When he came in. My step brother and I had rooms and a bathroom, in a detached part of the house connected by a breezeway...Tommy came in like normal..wanting to fuck with me since he was much bigger and older than me...But tonite, tommy was different. He hung out for a second and was talking to me like a friend, rather than his friends bratty lil bro...I was laying on my twin bed, Tommy was across from me on a beanbag chair on his knees...When all of a sudden, he raised up and unzipped his fly pulled out a fat rock hard 15 yr old cock and said...."if you do me...I'll do you"... I didnt know what he really meant. I just stared at his rock hard cock with fear and secret desire. What really held me up was that my dick was nowhere near his size....and way under developed. I didnt even have pubic hair yet. He had a drop of clear fluid directly on his piss slit. I asked him..What it was. I had never seen pre-cum before, I knew cum was supposed to be white....To his question though.....You do me and I'll do you... I turned him down.
I really wanted to experiment with him, but I didnt want to show him my dick.
About two weeks later...After getting off the school bus one day...I made my way into the main house..through our unlocked kitchen door....first one home as usual. I could tell tommy had been in the house cuase I could smell him. He didnt really stink...But he did have a distinctive smell. Kinda like a ferret. Strong adolescent smell of a boy who needs to start wearing deodrant. Turns out, he didnt go to school that day...and had been waiting for me in my room, detached from the main house..Remember?
I headed toward the bedroom area of the house looking for him...When he tackled me from behind and threw me to the living room floor..He quickly flipped me over, and sat on my chest...at first I was laughing and relieved it was him...although slighty pissed. He held down my forearms with his knees, unbuckled his pants, and stuck his rockhard boycock in my face....I was scared now...Someone could come in and see us...The patio glass doors had their blinds open...I screamed.. tommy...lets go in my room..I'll do it. He wasnt hearin it...It was like he was mad at me...But looking back..he was prolly just horny....His dick brushed my face and lips, as I was squirming around, under his 50 pound advantage..I swore I would just bit it if he forced it in my mouth...Somehow LOL it ended up in my mouth and within 30 seconds of his 15 yr old hips thrusting it in my mouth like he was fuckin a pussy...He flooded my mouth with what I thought then was the grosset substance in the world... I was crying...and spitting. Tommy snapped out of it, and pulled up his pants...and told me I wanted to suck his cock, and that I was a Fag....I ran to my room wanting to vomit from the horrible taste of cum in my mouth...
Tommy stayed away from me for a long time after that....and then we moved away couple months later and never saw tommy again...
Now 30 odd years later...I had a question. I am gay.....I love getting my face fucked by a straight or straight looking(for the technical folks) masculine guy. In the same position/way that Tommy did me against my will all those years ago. Was Tommy right? I guess he was....I am a fag...I love sucking str8boy cock..I love it when they fuck my mouth...like a pussy....or even better...their GIRLS pussy..
Kinda got me thinkin...How much influence that early sexual? expeireince with tommy shaped my adult sexuality. Im happy with who I am sexually for the most part. I cant really say it damaged me, although I was scared, and I cried. I never told anybody. Till years later.
Anywhow...been working on some new stuff. Gotta admit, it was pretty difficult at first. I just couldnt get into it. Dont know what it was. I know we have some fans...Get messages all the time from folks who tell us how much they like the vids and everything...But after what happened with Blaze...I couldnt help but draw/dredge-up the comparison between Tommy and I. I guess you could say I was suffering from "writers block"
Im over it now I think. Gotta a new film done. Im calling it "from Smalltown schmoes to Internet Heroes" Look for it from our friends at AMVC.com soon. Got another done also but it aint named yet...Gonna get them outta here soon.
Met a New Model were calling Tom....Just got out of prison Served 14 yrs for manslaughter...But he did tell me upfront though...Seems kinda nice....Redneck daddy type...Got a mullet...and Not a Single tatto. 14 yrs in prison and no tattoos. Wild huh?
Anyway...Gotta go
Joe
Truth really IS stranger than fiction...Joe's vacation..worst week ever..
Posted on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 at 04:46
Hey guys..Sorry for the long time between updates..if anyone is actually reading.
Went on Vacation last week. Me, Black Joe, redneck daddy, and Blaze. Joe and I had considered just a trip with the two of us..but we ended up the four of us. Originally we planned a trip to the gulf coast..But changed our minds at the last second..and decided to go to Cedar Point in northern ohio.
Over the winter we picked up a used RV in pretty decent shape, but we needed to some minor repairs and stuff to it. Redneck daddy, and I worked on it slowly but surely to get it ready for our "voyage" 800 miles round trip. Blaze was on house arrest during his 21st birthday...so we decided to ask him along also..Turns out, he was getting off house arrest the day before our trip..so it would be perfect.
Fully repaired, fueled, groceried, and and ready to go...We already had more money in this trip than a cheap package to hawaii for 2..Black Joe was determined to have a good time no matter what...off we went...
We ended up at Cedar Point and set-up in their campground...Everything was good..We had 2day ride and slide tickets..And Blaze and Black Joe rode every ride in the park at least twice...Turns out that big, Bad, redneck daddy is scared of coasters..but he even managed to ride one...in between rides, we played cornhole, and sat outside and drank beer.
The first night we were there..Black Joe went to bed early, and one thing led to another, and me daddy and Blaze had some wild, RV shaking Sex...Too bad the camera wasnt out...
Anyway, after 2 days at CP we set off in the general direction of home...Stopping at a lil mom and pop campground with a pool for some R&R..Everybody was getting along great..so far..it was a great trip.
On the second day...we decided to spend one more night in the same Camp Ground. I asked the camp lady if there was a place to get beer nearby..she said about a half mile away. I didnt really wanna break camp just to get some beer, so we asked the newly 21 yr old Blaze to trek up there for some beer...
He came back riding in car with a guy I'll call crazy Tom..Tom lived in the campground in the back with his ol lady, and had a smashed hand from an accident at work. He told us if we needed anymore store runs for us to give him a shoot...We offered him a beer, and off he went..Blaze gave me my change, and i didnt count it, I just put it away. Later, Tom rode by our site, and we sent blaze with some money for cigs, and another 12 pack...This time it took a lil longer, and they came back with our stuff, and some homegrown vegetables from Toms place. When I got my Change back, it was about ten dollars short. I asked Tom in private if Blaze tried to get him to sell him some pills...Tom said..yeah he asked me twice, but I told him no. He did say that Blaze gave him 10.00 for gas...hmmmm
Later as the day wore on, daddy and Blaze were having problems getting along..They have known each other for over 5 years, and genuinely liked each other I thought...anyway, to make a long story short..Blaze and daddy ended up getting into a horrific physical fight, and Blaze stabbed daddy in the chest with a steak knife, and then took off running for the woods.
I was in the rv laying down trying to drown out their bickering and trying not to let their fighting get too outta control, when I heard Daddy call out that Blaze had stabbed him, and he felt the air rush outta his lungs. I was in a panic. I reached for my generic cell and stood on a picnic table praying that I could get through to 911. I couldnt really hear the operator, so I just spoke and said where we were and what happened. Daddy was taken by ambulance..to a hospital...anad Blaze was arrested and bieng held on a 100k Bond...
Just like that...A fun trip with my "buddies" had turned into a night mare. Blaze was talking all crazy before this happened...and then it dawned on me...Crazy Tom had a script for his smashed hand..and I bet that Blaze used the change that I was shorted on earlier to purchase pills from Tom..Which would maybe somehow help to explain his behaviour, to me at least.
I was litterally Horrified. My friend stabbed/couldve killed my other friend, and then took off. Daddy originaly decided he wasnt going to go to the hospital..I talked him into going...Turns out he had a punctured lung, and wouldve died without medical treatment....What wouldve I done then, when I woke up with a corpse in my RV?
Like I said, I was horrified and just wanted to go home. We found the hospital the next day, and daddy ended up staying in for three days...They wanted him to stay longer...But I had to get back to work. It was a long three days camping without our other two members...
Blaze made his choice and didnt include us in his decision.....so As much as it hurts, he is where he needs to be...I couldnt leave daddy up there alone though..So we just camped nearby and visited him when we could...
Crazy huh?
So Ive been thinking...making amatuer porn..you get comments from all sorts of people...Some good, some bad..Mostly I just ignore them...But recently I got some feedback from someone I feel like I know, when in reality, I dont know them at all, nor they me..But the comments have nagged at me ever since ive read them..Mostly about the lack of concern for my models...Now this happens, and I gotta tell ya..Im totally fucked up about it. Blaze was my friend and I loved him. Ive bent over backwards for that boy, but any"friend" that can stab their "friend" and not give a concern if they are going to die from it or not...Is just crazy. So it looks like the last blaze videos we'll see will be the upcoming Cum4me Str8boy...
I've always just turned on my cam, and filmed what happens...Not much direction or interraction from behind the camera...Because thats the way I like it..I never meant for it to come across as a lack of concern for the models.
I told y'all I missed filming the RV sexfest from the first night of the trip..Im Kinda glad Becuase Im not sure that I could use it with a clear conscience..I do have some "clean" vacation video I was going to use on the Tube..So maybe I'll put together a vid with that, although it is extremely painful for me to watch.
The fucked up part is that We didnt have to bring either one with us...I felt bad for Blaze since he didnt get to "party" on his 21st...And the week after he gets off house arrest..looks like he'll prolly end up in prison...Typical resume for a schmoe Model....The other fucked up part is that daddy has been in prison off and on for close to 13 years and never got shanked. Yet out in the safety of society, takes one in the chest from a 21 yr old "punk"
With almost 50 vids out...These may be some of the last schmoe vids. I just cant take all this "realism"
Joe
twitter test
Posted on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 06:27
Looks like it works...Yeehaw
starting to get hot around here...Weatherwise that it is....
Posted on Saturday, April 25, 2009 at 03:44
So much going on around here...dont really know where to start....
OK Our very first model Gage came by a couple days ago....Said some customer on a Jobsite Gage was working....married guy with kids even...asked Gage about some amateur vids from Xtube...all gage really had to do was say "naw dude...that aint me' They were shot about 2years ago... Nothin gay..mostly solo stuff. Anyway, gage said that the guy took him in...and showed him some of the clips from our account at the tube....And basically called him out....Gage said... the guy said..."if I'dve known that about you...I wouldnt have hired you for the Job" and gennerally treated Gage pretty shitty after that. I just wonder if the married guy just secretly wanted some...and when Str8 Gage didnt respond/notice...the guy just got pissed. I knew it was bound to happen sooner or later...Somebody being recognized...but it just kinda spooked me...
Couple days before that...I get an email from a guy who happens to be from the city..where I've done some model recruiting....Basically demanding that we meet, and we should "swap" guys....Turns out, I''ve filmed alot of "his" guys....and most of my original guys..Blaze, Gage,Jason Chez,walter, Matt, etc,etc,etc really are straight and really dont want anything to do with some "other" gay guy. Guy got a lil hostile/creepy when he mentioned a place he thinks Black Joe goes to....like he's been stalking or something...
And to top it all off.....We filmed yet another "KILLER". Watching the news one day...hear the models real name....said he was picked up two states away driving a dead guys van...dead guy was found murdered in his home....He had been wanted for questioning, when he was arrested two states away. When he was here...he was nice as could be...very eager to please....another close brush for Joe? If this keeps up, and my luck holds out....in ten years I'll have prolly the largest collection of murderer dick on video.
Gays guys get murdered all the time....Me myself know of at least three...Just around here. You always hear about the murders...but you never know if they catch the killers usually. and these guys prolly aint even making films.
gonna get a lil personal here......I used to be in the army 20 years ago...and I met this guy we'll call Kelly. He worked for a leading firm in the city and prolly made 500,000 grand a year back then..he had a thing for "str8" guys He drove all the way to the base in his new Lincoln...to pick me up. I put him in the passenger seat and drove, the whole time he was feeling me up...I was only 20 and surrounded by the masculine, str8, world of the military, I was ready for some one who really appreciated some hard 20 yr old cock....I stayed the night with him, he took me out for a cheap dinner, and back to the base the next day....When I got out of the army, I ened up staying around in the city, and would see him around from time to time...Well one day, watching the news I learned that ole kelly had taken some street black guy back to his huge place in the suburbs and ol dude tried to rob kelly. There was a struggle and Kelly wounded him so bad...that the robber called 911 cause hee thought he was dyding. But for kelly it was too late. I still think about Kelly from time to time. He was a nice guy...to me at least...and he didnt desrve what he got.
OL Chez come by not too long ago...He had been in jail for five months....And had been out on Bail for around 2 months...when he showed up at my place during the day. I had to go to work so we just talked a bit...he was driving his buddies truck...or so he said. Two days later Jason calls me and tells me that Ol chez was in jail in another state and looking at 6 years...for stealing his "buddies" truck... I love Chez to death but that boy cant stay outta jail for nothin. I feel for him cause he's a big corn-fed, Masculine looking dude. He can be very mean when he as to....But deep down inside...beneath the masculine exterior, is a gentle guy, who loves m2m action just as much as he loves Pussy. I'll miss him.. but im sure he'll be back.
Joined a yahoo group for fans of the original "old reliable vids" They send the group memeber emails with all sorts of of PIcs attached...Got to see some of the actual OR guys....Had been awhile since I had seen any OR stuff. Some of those guys were pretty hot...still would be today even. Wonder where any of them are now? No "fame" for them huh?
Shot some new vids Look for them soon at AMVC...I would post pics from the film...but I think Im gonna just post clips from the vids at XTube Look for 21regina. I forgot/hadnt considered that the still from the films could be used by others.. in ways I may not like....So Rather than post pics here...
Oh almost forgot. we did a spanking vid with Blaze. Turns out Blaze has never really had a spanking before...so He didnt really know what he was getting into...I spank him a lil bit, and use a dildo on him, and before you know it...He crying! When I watched the video, I felt bad. Just wanted you to know that we werent trying to be mean to him....and dont send us any hate mail over it..
Next film coming to AMVC should be "HUNG LUCKY from KENTUCKY" featuring Blaze and Lucky...There was a short clip from their scene on the tube.
Gotta go now...I'll write more later
JOE
well... not doing a very good Job of keeping up with the blog..
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 at 05:44
Been meaning to...just never actually get down and do it. So...Gotta few minutes and decided to give a lil quick update on whats happening in Joe's world, here in redneckville.
Blaze is still around and doing well...Saw him a couple of days ago....put on a few pounds over the winter, and his body is prolly still in the last stages of puberty even though he's close to 21 cause, he's got more of a "mans" body these days. I think its super hot. It's... funny, cause he told me something when he was here..That kinda reminded me of the old....what came first? Chicken or the egg?
Anyway...He told me he had a secret fantasy of dressing in drag....and gettin fucked! I tried not to look too shocked..You know, like a good parent would. And just listen. He also said we could film it. Kinda got me wonderin...Was/iis he an "exhibitionist" which would explain his willingness and "naturalness" infront of the cam...or did his "filmaking" experience perhaps unlock something deeper in his sexuality?
At anyrate...It got me thinking... While it would be a "hot" video maybe..for some one...Im not sure if I should do it. Amateur video to me at least is all about the realism...But maybe there is a limit? I can live with my appearances in videos....But sometimes I wonder if some of the guys will hate me for it later? even though now..most of them have desires to appear in amateur vids...Yet i've never asked any of them why they do it?
So I was sittting inthe hot tub with my buddy redneck daddy....His son is 20, just got outta jail a week ago, and last night, he woke me up at 4am knocking on my bedroom window..wanting to "hang-out" really, it was too late for him to go to his grandmas...where he's been staying...He had two friends with him...who had a place to stay...I let em all come in...showed them where the hot tub was and went back to bed...They got in the hot tub in the boxers...I made sure to check them out in hteir undies..Redneck daddies son looks almost exactly like him from the sides...and call me perverted....but I've never sucked a daddy and son before...I know all bout daddys dick...I guess im curious about juniors dick. So..I asked daddy if he would be mad if I sucked it....If the opportunity arose.....He thought about it for aminute...then said "sure" Well......Wouldnt you know it.....Ole juniour went out and got locked up the very next day...
Somebody emailed me and said our vids reminded him of the work of David Hurles aka "old reliable"...So I named our new film coming up soon "The New Reliable?" the comments from the email got me thinking.....David H aka Old reliable was one of my early porn influences...and as an amateur, I guess prolly all of my "work" was/is influenced by some of those images burned in my brain at age 14 when I ran across that stash of gay porno mags.. Even though I guess Maybe you COULD compare Schmoe films to Old Reliable....Im just too modest to do that...But Hey...If you like that Old Reliable type of Porn...Then you should Prolly check out some Shmoe films...
Normally I would post a few pics from the upcoming new film....But its late so I wont now ..maybe later.
Joe
OK...another update from Schmoeville...
Posted on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 at 10:08
What's up guys?
Here's a lil peek at what we have coming up.. It's the new year..so I figured I'd try to update our blog more frequently..
Our first straight film...."Straight fuckin around at Joe's" is available at amvc.com....now.. Even our Chicks smoke lol

It's Blaze, redneck Daddy, and Country Larry...and of course...Jessica

I put a shortened clip of the scene with Blaze and Jessica on our new Gay film..."Bro-Mancing the Bone"
Chez, Blaze, and Black Joe and I are in the film. IM kinda experimenting...The scene with The four of us..took place very spontaneously. Blaze was spending the night. when Chez showed up...I left the footage mostly un-editied, They kinda test each others limits a bit....Chez even serves blaze up...Blaze shows off his asshole a bit...I thought they were gonna end-up fuckin....But not quite..






Blaze and Chez....after Blaze told him he had a sexy mouth....LOL They end up giving me and Black Joe redneck facials and Chez fucks the dogshit outta black Joe in the second scene...They havent seen each other in awhile...and for some reason...the two of them have always had a sexual chemistry ever since they first met. Since they are really str8....Well at least Chez is....It kinda reminds me of a "bro-mance" By now y'all know I like a lil interacial...specially older/younger...
Bro-mancing the Bone...get it at amvc.com....
Our buddy Aiden came over and hung-out LOL.....I swear he looks different every single time I've filmed him..

Him and Jason were over at the same time..

They are both straight...but tonite for some reason...they decide to serve each other up..It was pretty hot..It was kinda funny....Straight "whiteboy" Jason seemed to like it a lil bit...They are very easy and natural with each other..
Here are some new guys....

Dirk.....24 yo str8 ex-marine....He told me he was a trained killer...He was a lil nervous since it was his first shoot and all....

Not our "regular' schmoe model LOL

I was a lil disappointed he didnt have a bush though...

overall though I found him super hot....
Think he'll be back soon....Look for him in an upcoming schmoe vid...

Cute, 20 year old str8 black guy.....He's eager to make more vids...but he's extremely shy. He's a bright ex-college, student, and just a lil bit homophobic...Thought he was pretty hot.



coming soon
Ok ....it's late so I gotta go....Till next time...
Joe
Long overdue update from Joe and the guys...
Posted on Friday, January 9, 2009 at 05:26
As you can see...Im kinda on again off again with the blogging. Cant really tell if anybody is reading or not...and I NEVER get any comments...so I'll just assume not. One reason why I dont blog as much as I should I guess...
Been working on some new stuff...I posted some short clips on the tube if y'all wanna check them out. We are 21regina on there. Stop by and say Hi if you want.
Our first ever "straight" film debuts at AMVC.com today... Check it out if you like real amateur porn. It's Blaze, Redneck daddy, and country Larry and our girl Jessica. Something a lil different from us...I guess.
Gotta go for now...Maybe I'll write more later...
Thanks for buying our vids..
Joe
As amateur as it gets..and then some..
Posted on Friday, October 3, 2008 at 07:44
Hey Guys...Another long overdue update from me and the guys...Not a whole lot been going on lately..Had some storm damage from IKE...we were without power for about 4 days or so..really kinda sucked..
Had a bunch of downed trees to clean-up.. Good thing I know so many workin redneck guys..
Was watchin TV news a couple days ago..The local news from the city..Lo and behold..There was a picture of one of our models..

"Timmy" was in our films...Joe's redneck auditions....and "Joe's ex-con dicks"
Turns out..He's a killer. He Confessed to Murdering a guy...Beat a guy to death. The neighbors were being interviewed for the news and they were saying...that the victim was a Nice guy who often took down on their luck guys in....Whatever happened between the two... the "nice guy" ended up murdered.
I watched his footage again. It's so weird. He doesnt look like a Murderer. He looks perfectly Normal. Although while driving him home after our last shoot....He seemed a lil agitated and aggressive. Kinda got me spooked. One reason we didnt have him back.. Just never know.. do yo you? .
OK
Here's a lil peek at what we have been workin on....
20 yr old Redneck Whiteboy eskimo....


I serve him up a lil bit.....Nice long cock on this boy....


He's coming up in a future vid....along with
My redneck Buddy.....




and Blaze and Young Joe...

Not sure what Im calling it....Look for it at AMVC.com soon Still editing it...Hope to have it done by Monday..
Got some more pics from our other vid..."what happens at joe's....stays at joe's #2" coming soon to AMVC.com
Gotta Go,
Thanks for watchin our vids....
Joe
I know it's been awhile since an update....
Posted on Friday, August 8, 2008 at 07:19
I've got a lil spare time...So I thought I fill you guys in on what's going on in Joe's world...
Been real busy at the new Job...and I gotta say...So far I HATE it. I just litterally cant stand it..I keep hoping it'll get better, But so far..that hasnt happened...
Our very first Model Gage got outta prison early...I've talked to him on the phone a couple times..Got a fiance and step kid....He's hoping to start a family....He says his video days are over...Something he did when he was younger.. He's only 21 now LOL We'll see what happens...Maybe I'll ride by and see how he looks...He says he's all "sleeved-up" now...Right now, he's on House arrest...so He hasnt had a chance to stop by...
"Young Jay" and "The Fan" JR...Didnt find true love after all...Young Jay got acceppted to the Job Corp..and called to say he was doing well...So we'll see what happens to him.....Hopefully, he will do well, and be happy...
I miss my Buddy BBA'a blog entries here at HP...I've checked out his blog....at his new place...I always wished I had the time/drive/creativity/etc to promote my vids a tenth as well as he promoted his...It's hard to have a blog, and pour out some of yor most "secret thoughts and or details" and not really recieve any feedback...That was one thing I liked abut BBA's blog was that it provoked alot of response...Mine on the other hand...not so much...anyway I checked it out a couple of days ago...And I was shocked to learn that he was considering shutting down... A Tremendous Coincidence...
While my Situation hasnt been so severe...with models being outted, and threats for my safety, (knock on wood) Etc, etc... It's more about the risk involved. Just the other day..our place was broken into yet again..one of the models Im sure...But who? Sure we sell some vids. But frankly, not enough vids to replace thousands of dollars of electronics, and or just plain ol simple peice of mind..Maybe thats why "studio porn" is so popular...It's all clean and sanitized and you know EXACTLY who you are dealing with at all times..Rather than worrying about a "model" Breaking into your house, Even though you zigged and zagged and took backroads to your Place...Or going bezerk and trying to hurt you, or steal your car...I relax a lil after I scan their ID to my PC in the rafters..But Ill bet there are some guys that wont realize you ve scanned their ID till after they've robbed you...I guess thats the "secret" price of all that realism..
Maybe I should just be more organized, Start a new "label" and only film guys in like, motel rooms on certain days or something..A schedule ...rather than filming them as I find them....I dont know...THe thing I like most about my vids is that you see it pretty much as it happens...I watch them later sometimes..and I like the "real-ness" of them...I dont know Id feel the same about a vid shot in a motel 6 or something...
The other thing that I'm kinda struggling with...Is I'm not a "film maker" Some amateur guys talk about the "art" of filmmaking But, Im not claiming to be a filmaker..I just like regular ol redneck guys, and some black guys, and Mexicans...Not rico suave latins, mexicans. I try to film them from what I call the "dicksuckers view" So much amateur porn is far way wide angle shots...I like to get in a lil close..Like what you'd see if you were there...On xtube people criticize my camera angles sometimes..Makes me realize Im just a rank amateur, competing in a vast arena with professional people..No wonder I cant make enough money to make the "risk" seem smaller and more manageable.
Which brings me to this...I have a simple goal.. two really. I wanna make enough money to buy a second car then sell my old one...I need about 8 grand in cash, plus what I sell my car for...to get what I want...(let me just tell ya my car is a 95 with 170,000 miles) So nothing exotic in my future...And I would like to be able to quit this job I hate....So very FUCKING much..
SO I was cruising on this board/forum for gay webmasters...Which I know absolutely nothing about setting up a paysite...And there is a guy there posting..He's a webmaster(from what i think I know about it, is he sends "visitors" embedded with his ID cookie to certain site and if the "visitor" buys something or signs up for a membership he gets paid) Well he likes to post his stats...and he made about 7 grand in the month I saw his post...from the various sponsors..and GET THIS he made morefrom AEBN than we did from AEBN.net and he doesnt even have to make any content, shoot any vids, assume ANY risk, and from the same content we are Selling on AEBN...He made more money than us and we had a GOOD MONTH...LOL
I've been laerning that there are other apparently more lucrative ways to make money in porn. Perhaps it's time to re-evaluate things a bit...Maybe another reason amateur porn producers come and go..Wonder if the vids we make someday will be highly desired examples of "vintage" Porn "from the decadent begining of the 21st century" I was watching a tv show couple days ago..and this guys catches people engaging in prostituiton, then posts them on the internet "where they remain forever" his words...Kinda got me thinking...Will our vids be there forever? Am I taking advantage of the young ones like Blaze, and ricky and nimrod by issuing them one way tickets to "foreverness...with their pants down?
Personally...I feel like alot of males have a secret desire to show off...otherwise, I think you'd run into alot of...."yeah I'll do gay stuff...just not on cam" I think in their minds....somehow..having a camera in the room "absolves" them of any gayness...
I know ...Im rambling I've got so many questions and psuedo observations...yet no one to share them with...
OK...I just wanted to say THANK YOU to all of our loyal fans and viewers Y'all made "dirty old men" one of our best performers at AEBN and I wanted to say thanks....You know staying in the :#1most watched spot in New Releases for a week, certainly increased our prescence and maybe might bring us some new fans....getting my closer to my new wheels...LOL
OK Here's what we are working on now...From Weekend at Joe's....It was...What it was..

20 Year old uncut redneck Matt...First time on cam....


Nimrod and Jr Flip flop fuck....


dee and Buck




Two Buddies in real life who have never messed around before.....DEE and Buck
A redheaded redneck and an expert Dicksucka...
It was... What it was....
Havent titled this one yet...But its young Redneck guys....

18 year old Ricky Gets served up by a guy for the first time....

Rock hard and more relaxed.....
Aiden


OK Im outta time...I write more later...and feel free to leave us some comments...
Joe
Some new stuff from Schmoeville....
Posted on Monday, June 2, 2008 at 01:03
A usual...it's late...I should be in bed...But Im going to try to update our blog...So If I quit writing suddenly..it's cause I've finally gave in and went to bed.....
You know, in earlier entries...Ive told you guys that we get emails from "fans" wanting to be in vids...all the time. I finally decided to respond to a guy who emailed us while in town for training for his job...He just said he wanted to be in a vid..and sent a body shot..... I didnt know what he had in mind...I wrote him back and asked...He said he had seen a clip from xtube and just wanted to serve up some young redneck dick...
I Told him the pay was low.....and I wasnt sure if I could even set anything up on such short notice... He had to have a valid ID, and sign a release....He agreed, and our newest model Jay and I went to his hotel to check him out...
He was a handsome, small framed...Bi-Racial guy We called J.R. Our "Bi" Model Jay was smitten at first sight...J.R. looked like a computer guy..but in reality, He is a semi Driver...
Anyway...Long story short...we ended up shooting over 2 and a half days, and If I do say so myself...It was some of the hotest footage we have ever shot...
Heres a couple of fuzzy pics.....

JR on the first day..... with our newest model Jay


These guys are Truly versatile.......They both Fuck each other..Cant really call it fucking...More like lovemaking...complete with making out and everything...



I could tell the chemistry was building....when even after JR cummed all over Jays face... He still made sure that Jay got off... This was on the first day....Later while reviewing the raw footage...I could tell that they had some feeling building......They mustve, Because when It was time for JR to hit the road, He took Jay with him......
This is just a few pics from this flick...Im calling it..."Week-end at Joe's....an Internet Love story"
The next day we met up with JR again...This time it was Jay, JR, and our favorite redneck bubba....chez
It was a lil awkward at first..because I tink young Jay was falling for JR...and I wasnt sure how he would react seeing Chez get served by JR and Chez fucking Him...After an Impromptu wresting bout...between JR and Jay..with everybody looking on I knew this would be a smoking scene..

Bi-Racial JR is the meat in a "redneck sandwhich".....



Jay Looks on as "his" man gets a redneck Injection...
While shooting this scene...we got interupted by some friends dropping by the house...So we have three horny guys in one room...and our friends in the other room it was kinda awkward for a sec...The friends...a male/female couple were drunk and the female half of the couple, my friend for nearly twenty years...brought him over to fuck him in our spare room since she's married...and the guy works for her husband....I swear its true... anyway...she passes out in their Fuckroom our spare bedroom..and We continue to have a few drinks....He keeps hinting around about making a vid...He's 22 my friend/his girlfriend is 42....I thought he was too drunk to film right then, but figured he would come back another day... But no. He wanted to do a solo right now...Turns out my fears about his performance were not necessary.. He's on this film also...We call him pearl...




I think we'll be seeing more of him....
Anyway, im calling this one "weekend at joe's...The Fans second day"
Getting sleepier....and I still have two more films to tell ya about....

Blaze, Nimrod, and Dee Are in Our other new film "Red White and Black"


These pictures dont really do this film Justice....It was pretty hot with plenty of redneck teenboy dick suckin...
Anyway, I 've got to goto bed now....Hope you enjoyed our lil peek at what we have coming up on AMVC.com soon. Still got one more film to tell ya'll about....Maybe tommorrow....
Till next time....
Joe
Short update from Joe and the guys....
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 09:26
Hey guys...Short update from Schmoeville...
Not much new going on here...Just working the new job still...and makin vids in my spare time...Read the biography of the photographer/videographer known as Old Reliable...Fascinating story in my opinion. Working the streets of L.A. in the sixties and seventies, photographing street trade and hustlers, and making AUDIO tapes of the "interviews" of the young men he encountered.
He tells about the sessions....recounts the times he was ripped off and robbed...tells about his early forray into making videos...late 70's, Video cameras were super expensive, editing options limited, And recruiting models, many of which were homeless, or on the run from the law, or otherwise forgotten about. Mostly guys that were masculine and identify as "straight". Yet none could sustain a hetero relationship, When I watch his vids, I get a sense that the models are happy that they get a chance to "show off" for an appreciative audience, even if its just a gay guy with a cam.
None of his models were guys that I would describe as beautiful, yet to me they were all hot in that masculine way It's fascinating to me.. Complete strangers sharing some of the most intimate details of their lives and their bodies to a complete stranger for money.
Old reliable recounts the stories and basically says that he had no fear...for his personal safety...Although he was robbed at gunpoint a time or two, and that his home had been broken into a couple of times, and some people he tried to help..usually betrayed him and stole from him the first chance they got....one of the funniest things I read...that I could relate to...was the smell during a shoot... Some guys have some stinky ass feet. I think the nervousness of the models and the lights tend to enhance the smell of some guys feet. I have shot some guys with some smelly ass feet, and I knew EXACTLY what he was talking about. LOL
Anyway, enough rambling....Heres a couple pics of what we are working on now....

Nimrod, Dee, and new guy Jay
Jay just turned 18 less than 2 weeks ago. He fresh from the country after being kicked out on his 18th birthday.

He looks older than 18 to me..but I checked his ID. He grew up on a small farm in the country..about 100 miles away

Dee is a black guy living the DL lifestyle, who LOVES white cock. He's engaged to a woman, has been in prison before...and secretly craves young white dick lol Dont we all?

First meeting nimrod, Jay, DEE

Nimrod and Jay are friends but havent seen each others dicks or messed around before. Nimrod brought Jay over for a solo vid...But the plan changed once they got here...

Dee already gettin boned up from the smell of young white dick

Dee gettin his first taste


Nimrod tastin some black cock



Im outta time...look for this flick soon at AMVC.com
Dont forget...Our newest film It dont make me gay If I suck your dick....Does it? Debuts at AMVC.com tommorrow...
Till next time
Joe
It dont make me gay if I suck your dick....Does it?
Posted on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:13
Hey Guys....Just a lil update from Schmoeville...Been working on a few projects here and there... Still tryin to learn the new Job...So far, so good... Recruited a few new models. and got my yearly/annual mothers day lecture from my mom...LOL
Man if she had any Idea about the amateur videos....she'd really flip her wig... Been making amateur vids for about one year now...and so far, I dont think I have been spotted or recognized. I've been wondering what I'll tell some one when they say " Hey....arent you Joe Schmoe? " So far though, it hasnt hapened Which is good, because I dont have my response planned out. any other producers got a plan for when they are asked?
Anyway, it's late so I gotta keep this brief... Been pretty busy filming... heres a couple pics
Our first film in which EVERY one in it sucks a dick...The two teens suck each up....Chez and black Joe Serve each other....Nimrod and Souldjaboy serve each other

Blaze and Nimrod getting to know each other. They are both 19 with birthdays 3 weeks apart..

They seem pretty comfortable with each other...They even serve each other up..

I sense a "facial" cumming up.....



Redneck "bubba" Chez is back....Fresh from TN

 
It dont make me gay if I suck your dick...Does it?

Nimrod and Souldjaboy..
Im calling this one....It dont make me gay if I suck your dick ...Does it?
Been working on a Black film also....You know me...I like that whole "street black guy " type
Havent titled this one yet....But heres a couple pics.....
Might call it...Black street cock 4 rent 3 Pretty original huh?

Dee. Havent seen him in awhile... looks good



Black Skaterboy arrin

Devonte is fresh outta the Joint...Still wearin prison Boxers....





Take off your pants and jack it
Streaming now at groovymovies.com
We are back on the tube for a minute with all new clips . Mostly un-edited snips of some of the scenes..Just to get a feel of the vids... Check us out we are 21regina...
Anyway...It's late...gotta go....Till next time...
Joe
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