Hey guys..Sorry for the long time between updates..if anyone is actually reading.

Went on Vacation last week.  Me, Black Joe, redneck daddy, and Blaze.  Joe and I had considered just a trip with the two of us..but we ended up the four of us.  Originally we planned a trip to the gulf coast..But  changed our minds at the last second..and decided to go to Cedar Point in northern ohio. 

Over the winter we picked up a used RV in pretty decent shape, but we needed to some minor repairs and stuff to it.  Redneck daddy, and I worked on it slowly but surely to get it ready for our "voyage" 800 miles round trip.  Blaze was on house arrest during his 21st birthday...so we decided to ask him along also..Turns out, he was getting off house arrest the day before our trip..so it would be perfect.

Fully repaired, fueled, groceried, and and ready to go...We already had more money in this trip than a cheap package to hawaii for 2..Black Joe was determined to have a good time no matter what...off we went...

We ended up at Cedar Point and set-up in their campground...Everything was good..We had 2day ride and slide tickets..And Blaze and Black Joe rode every ride in the park at least twice...Turns out that big, Bad, redneck daddy is scared of coasters..but he even managed to ride one...in between rides, we played cornhole, and sat outside and drank beer.

The first night we were there..Black Joe went to bed early, and one thing led to another, and me daddy and Blaze had some wild, RV shaking Sex...Too bad the camera wasnt out...

Anyway, after 2 days at CP we set off in the general direction of home...Stopping at a lil mom and pop campground with a pool for some R&R..Everybody was getting along great..so far..it was a great trip.

On the second day...we decided to spend one more night in the same Camp Ground.  I asked the camp lady if there was a place to get beer nearby..she said about a half mile away.  I didnt really wanna break camp just to get some beer, so we asked the newly 21 yr old Blaze to trek up there for some beer...

He came back riding in car with a guy I'll call crazy Tom..Tom lived in the campground in the back with his ol lady, and had a smashed hand from an accident at work.  He told us if we needed anymore store runs for us to give him a shoot...We offered him a beer, and off he went..Blaze gave me my change, and i didnt count it, I just put it away.  Later, Tom rode by our site, and we sent blaze with some money for cigs, and another 12 pack...This time it took a lil longer, and they came back with our stuff, and some homegrown vegetables from Toms place.  When I got my Change back, it was about ten dollars short.  I asked Tom in private if Blaze tried to get him to sell him some pills...Tom   said..yeah he asked me twice, but I told him no. He did say that Blaze gave him 10.00 for gas...hmmmm

Later as the day wore on, daddy and Blaze were having problems getting along..They have known each other for over 5 years, and genuinely liked each other I thought...anyway, to make a long story short..Blaze and daddy ended up getting into a horrific physical fight, and Blaze stabbed daddy in the chest with a steak knife, and then took off running for the woods.

I was in the rv laying down trying to drown out their bickering and trying not to let their fighting get too outta control, when I heard Daddy call out that Blaze had stabbed him, and he felt the air rush outta his lungs.  I was in a panic.  I reached for my generic cell and stood on a picnic table praying that I could get through to 911.  I couldnt really hear the operator, so I just spoke and said where we were and what happened.  Daddy was taken by ambulance..to a hospital...anad Blaze was arrested and bieng held on a 100k Bond...

Just like that...A fun trip with my "buddies" had turned into a night mare.  Blaze was talking all crazy before this happened...and then it dawned on me...Crazy Tom had a script for his smashed hand..and I bet that Blaze used the change that I was shorted on earlier to purchase pills from Tom..Which would maybe somehow help to explain his behaviour, to me at least.

I was litterally Horrified.  My friend stabbed/couldve killed my other friend, and then took off.  Daddy originaly decided he wasnt going to go to the hospital..I talked him into going...Turns out he had a punctured lung, and wouldve died without medical treatment....What wouldve I done then, when I woke up with a corpse in my RV?

Like I said, I was horrified and just wanted to go home.  We found the hospital the next day, and daddy ended up staying in for three days...They wanted him to stay longer...But I had to get back to work. It was a long three days camping without our other two members...

Blaze made his choice and didnt include us in his decision.....so As much as it hurts, he is where he needs to be...I couldnt leave daddy up there alone though..So we just camped nearby and visited him when we could...

Crazy huh? 

So Ive been thinking...making amatuer porn..you get comments from all sorts of people...Some good, some bad..Mostly I just ignore them...But recently I got some feedback from someone I feel like I know, when in reality, I dont know them at all, nor they me..But the comments have nagged at me ever since ive read them..Mostly about the lack of concern for my models...Now this happens, and I gotta tell ya..Im totally fucked up about it.  Blaze was my friend and I loved him. Ive bent over backwards for that boy, but any"friend" that can stab their "friend" and not give a concern if they are going to die from it or not...Is just crazy.  So it looks like the last blaze videos we'll see will be the upcoming Cum4me Str8boy...

I've always just turned on my cam, and filmed what happens...Not much direction or interraction from behind the camera...Because thats the way I like it..I never meant for it to come across as a lack of concern for the models.

I told y'all I missed filming the RV sexfest from the first night of the trip..Im Kinda glad Becuase Im not sure that I could use it with a clear conscience..I do have some "clean" vacation video I was going to use on the Tube..So maybe I'll put together a vid with that, although it is extremely painful for me to watch.

The fucked up part is that We didnt have to bring either one with us...I felt bad for Blaze since he didnt get to "party" on his 21st...And the week after he gets off house arrest..looks like he'll prolly end up in prison...Typical resume for a schmoe Model....The other fucked up part is that daddy has been in prison off and on for close to 13 years and never got shanked.  Yet out in the safety of society, takes one in the chest from a 21 yr old "punk"

With almost 50 vids out...These may be some of the last  schmoe vids.  I just cant take all this "realism"

Joe

So much going on around here...dont really know where to start....

OK    Our very first model Gage came by a couple days ago....Said some customer on a Jobsite Gage was working....married guy with kids even...asked Gage about some amateur vids from Xtube...all gage really had to do was say   "naw dude...that aint me'  They were shot about 2years ago... Nothin gay..mostly solo stuff.  Anyway, gage said that the guy took  him in...and showed him some of the clips from our account at the tube....And basically called him out....Gage said... the guy said..."if I'dve known that about you...I wouldnt have hired you for the Job" and gennerally treated Gage pretty shitty after that.  I just wonder if the married guy just secretly wanted some...and when Str8 Gage didnt respond/notice...the guy just got pissed.  I knew it was bound to happen sooner or later...Somebody being recognized...but it just kinda spooked me...

Couple days before that...I get an email from a guy who happens to be from the city..where I've done some model recruiting....Basically demanding that we meet, and we should "swap" guys....Turns out, I''ve   filmed alot of "his" guys....and most of my original guys..Blaze, Gage,Jason Chez,walter, Matt, etc,etc,etc really are straight and really dont want anything to do with some "other" gay guy.  Guy got a lil hostile/creepy  when he mentioned a place he thinks Black Joe goes to....like he's been stalking or something...

And to top it all off.....We filmed yet another "KILLER".  Watching the news one day...hear  the models real name....said he was picked up two states away driving a dead guys van...dead guy was found murdered in his home....He had been wanted for questioning, when he was arrested two states away.  When he was here...he was nice as could be...very eager to please....another close brush for Joe?  If this keeps up, and my luck holds out....in ten years I'll have prolly the largest collection of murderer dick on video.

Gays guys get murdered all the time....Me myself know of at least three...Just around here.  You always hear about the murders...but you never know if they catch the killers usually.  and these guys prolly aint even making films.  

gonna get a lil personal here......I used to be in the army 20 years ago...and I met this guy we'll call Kelly.  He worked for a leading firm in the city and prolly made 500,000 grand a year back then..he had a thing for "str8" guys He drove all the way to the base in his new Lincoln...to pick me up.   I put him in the passenger seat and drove, the whole time he was feeling me up...I was only 20 and surrounded by the masculine, str8, world of the military, I was ready for some one who really appreciated some hard 20 yr old cock....I stayed the night with him, he took me out  for a cheap dinner, and back to the base the next day....When I got out of the army, I ened up staying around in the city, and would see him around from time to time...Well one day, watching the news I learned that ole kelly had taken some street black guy back to his huge place in the suburbs and ol dude tried to rob kelly.  There was a struggle and Kelly wounded  him so bad...that the robber called 911 cause hee thought he was dyding.  But for kelly it was too late.   I still think about Kelly from time to time.  He was a nice guy...to me at least...and he didnt desrve what he got.

OL Chez come by not too long ago...He had been in jail for five months....And had been out on Bail for around 2 months...when he showed up at my place during the day.  I had to go to work so we just talked a bit...he was driving his buddies truck...or so he said.  Two days later Jason calls me and tells me that Ol chez was in jail in another state and looking at 6 years...for stealing his "buddies" truck... I love Chez to death but that boy cant stay outta jail for nothin.  I feel for him cause he's a big corn-fed, Masculine looking dude.  He can be very mean when he as to....But deep down inside...beneath the masculine exterior, is a gentle guy, who loves m2m action just as much as he loves Pussy. I'll miss him.. but im sure he'll be back.

Joined a yahoo group for fans of the original "old reliable vids"  They send the group memeber emails with all sorts of of PIcs attached...Got to see some of the actual OR guys....Had been awhile since I had seen any OR stuff.  Some of those guys  were pretty hot...still would be today even.  Wonder where any of them are  now?  No "fame" for them huh?

Shot some new vids Look for them soon at AMVC...I would post pics from the film...but I think Im gonna just post clips from the vids at XTube  Look for 21regina.  I forgot/hadnt considered that the still from the films could be used by others.. in ways I may not like....So Rather than post pics here...

Oh almost forgot.  we did a spanking vid with Blaze.  Turns out Blaze has never really had a spanking before...so He didnt really know what he was getting into...I spank him a lil bit, and use a dildo on him, and before you know it...He crying!  When I watched the video, I felt bad.  Just wanted you to know that we werent trying to be mean to him....and dont send us any hate mail over it..

Next film coming to AMVC should be "HUNG LUCKY from KENTUCKY"  featuring Blaze and Lucky...There was a short clip from their scene on the tube.

Gotta go now...I'll write more later

JOE

Been meaning to...just never actually get down and do it.  So...Gotta few minutes and decided to give a lil quick update on whats happening in Joe's world, here in redneckville.

Blaze is still around and doing well...Saw him a couple of days ago....put on a few pounds over the winter, and his body is prolly still in the last stages of puberty even though he's close to 21 cause, he's got more of a "mans" body these days.  I think its super hot.  It's... funny, cause he told me something when he was here..That kinda reminded me of the old....what came first? Chicken or the egg?

Anyway...He told me he had a secret fantasy of dressing in drag....and gettin fucked!  I tried not to look too shocked..You know, like a good parent would.  And just listen.  He also said we could film it.  Kinda got me wonderin...Was/iis he an "exhibitionist" which would explain his willingness and "naturalness" infront of the cam...or did his "filmaking" experience perhaps unlock something deeper in his sexuality?

At anyrate...It got me thinking... While it would be a "hot" video maybe..for some one...Im not sure if I should do it.  Amateur video to me at least  is all about the realism...But maybe there is a limit?  I can live with my appearances in videos....But sometimes I wonder if some of the guys will hate me for it later?  even though now..most of them have desires to appear in amateur vids...Yet i've never asked any of them why they do it?

So  I was sittting inthe hot tub with my buddy redneck daddy....His son is 20, just got outta jail a week ago, and last night, he woke me up at 4am knocking on my bedroom window..wanting to "hang-out" really, it was too late for him to go to his grandmas...where he's been staying...He had two friends with him...who had a place to stay...I let em all come in...showed them where the hot tub was and went back to bed...They got in the hot tub in the boxers...I made sure to check them out in hteir undies..Redneck daddies son looks almost exactly like him from the sides...and call me perverted....but I've never sucked a daddy and son before...I know all bout daddys dick...I guess im curious about juniors dick.  So..I asked daddy if he would be mad if I sucked it....If the opportunity arose.....He thought about it for aminute...then said "sure"  Well......Wouldnt you know it.....Ole juniour went out and got locked up the very next day...

Somebody emailed me and said our vids reminded him of the work of David Hurles aka "old reliable"...So I named our new film coming up soon "The New Reliable?"  the comments from the email got me thinking.....David H aka Old reliable was one of my early porn influences...and as an amateur, I guess prolly all of my "work" was/is influenced by some of those images burned in my brain at age 14 when I ran across that stash of gay porno mags..  Even though I guess Maybe you COULD compare Schmoe films to Old Reliable....Im just too modest to do that...But Hey...If you like that Old Reliable type of Porn...Then you should Prolly check out some Shmoe films...

Normally I would post a few pics from the upcoming new film....But its late so I wont now ..maybe later.

Joe

What's up guys?

Here's a lil peek at what we have coming up.. It's the new year..so I figured I'd try to update our blog more frequently..

Our first straight film...."Straight fuckin around at Joe's" is available at amvc.com....now.. Even our Chicks smoke lol

It's Blaze, redneck Daddy, and Country Larry...and of course...Jessica

I put a shortened clip of the scene with Blaze and Jessica on our new Gay film..."Bro-Mancing the Bone"

Chez, Blaze, and Black Joe and I are in the film.  IM kinda experimenting...The scene with The four of us..took place very spontaneously.  Blaze was spending the night. when Chez showed up...I left the footage mostly un-editied,  They kinda test each others limits a bit....Chez even serves blaze up...Blaze shows off his asshole a bit...I thought they were gonna end-up fuckin....But not quite..

Blaze and Chez....after Blaze told him he had a sexy mouth....LOL They end up giving me and Black Joe redneck facials  and Chez fucks the dogshit outta black Joe in the second scene...They havent seen each other in awhile...and for some reason...the two of them have always had a sexual chemistry ever since they first met.  Since they are really str8....Well at least Chez is....It kinda reminds me of a "bro-mance"  By now y'all know I like a lil interacial...specially older/younger...

Bro-mancing the Bone...get it at amvc.com....

Our buddy Aiden came over and hung-out LOL.....I swear he looks different every single time I've filmed him..

Him and Jason were over at the same time..

They are both straight...but tonite for some reason...they decide to serve each other up..It was pretty hot..It was kinda funny....Straight "whiteboy" Jason seemed to like it a lil bit...They are very easy and natural with each other..

Here are some new guys....

Dirk.....24 yo str8 ex-marine....He told me he was a trained killer...He was a lil nervous since it was his first shoot and all....

Not our "regular' schmoe model  LOL

I was a lil disappointed he didnt have a bush though...

overall though I found him super hot....

Think he'll be back soon....Look for him in an upcoming schmoe vid...

Cute, 20 year old str8 black guy.....He's eager to make more vids...but he's extremely shy.  He's a bright ex-college, student, and just a lil bit homophobic...Thought he was pretty hot.

coming soon

Ok ....it's late so I gotta go....Till next time...

Joe

As you can see...Im kinda on again off again with the blogging.  Cant really tell if anybody is reading or not...and I NEVER get any comments...so I'll just assume not.  One reason why I dont blog as much as I should I guess...

Been working on some new stuff...I posted some short clips on the tube if y'all wanna check them out.  We are 21regina on there.  Stop by and say Hi if you want. 

Our first ever "straight" film debuts at AMVC.com today... Check it out if you like real amateur porn.  It's Blaze, Redneck daddy, and country Larry and our girl Jessica.  Something a lil different from us...I guess.

Gotta go for now...Maybe I'll write more later...

Thanks for buying our vids..

Joe

Hey Guys...Another long overdue update from me and the guys...Not a whole lot been going on lately..Had some storm damage from IKE...we were without power for about 4 days or so..really kinda sucked..

Had a bunch of downed trees to clean-up.. Good thing I know so many workin redneck guys..

Was watchin TV news a couple days ago..The local news from the city..Lo and behold..There was a picture of one of our models..

"Timmy" was in our films...Joe's redneck auditions....and  "Joe's ex-con dicks"

Turns out..He's a killer.    He Confessed to Murdering a guy...Beat a guy to death.  The neighbors were being interviewed for the news and they were saying...that the victim was a Nice guy who often took down on their luck guys in....Whatever happened between the two... the "nice guy" ended up murdered.

I watched his footage again.  It's so weird.  He doesnt look like a Murderer.  He looks perfectly Normal.  Although while driving him home after our last shoot....He seemed a lil agitated and aggressive.  Kinda got me spooked.  One reason we didnt have him back..  Just never know.. do yo you? .

OK

Here's a lil peek at what we have been workin on....

20 yr old Redneck Whiteboy eskimo....

I serve him up a lil bit.....Nice long cock on this boy....

He's coming up in a future vid....along with

My redneck Buddy.....

and Blaze and Young Joe...

Not sure what Im calling it....Look for it at AMVC.com soon  Still editing it...Hope to have it done by Monday..

Got some more pics from our other vid..."what happens at joe's....stays at joe's #2" coming soon to AMVC.com

Gotta Go,

Thanks for watchin our vids....

Joe

I've got a lil spare time...So I thought I fill you guys in on what's going on in Joe's world...

Been real busy at the new Job...and I gotta say...So far I HATE it.  I just litterally cant stand it..I keep hoping it'll get better, But so far..that hasnt happened...

Our very first Model Gage got outta prison early...I've talked to him on the phone a couple times..Got a fiance and step kid....He's hoping to start a family....He says his video days are over...Something he did when he was younger.. He's only 21 now LOL  We'll see what happens...Maybe I'll ride by and see how he looks...He says he's all "sleeved-up" now...Right now, he's on House arrest...so He hasnt had a chance to stop by...

"Young Jay" and  "The Fan" JR...Didnt find true love after all...Young Jay got acceppted to the Job Corp..and called to say he was doing well...So we'll see what happens to him.....Hopefully, he will do well, and be happy...

I miss my Buddy BBA'a  blog entries here at HP...I've checked out his blog....at his new place...I always wished I had the time/drive/creativity/etc to promote my vids a tenth as well as he promoted his...It's hard to have a blog, and pour out some of yor most "secret thoughts and or details" and not really recieve any feedback...That was one thing I liked abut BBA's blog was that it provoked alot of response...Mine on the other hand...not so much...anyway I checked it out a couple of days ago...And I was shocked to learn that he was considering shutting down... A Tremendous Coincidence...

While my Situation hasnt been so severe...with models being outted, and threats for my safety, (knock on wood) Etc, etc... It's more about the risk involved.  Just the other day..our place was broken into yet again..one of the models Im sure...But who?   Sure we sell some vids.  But frankly, not enough vids to replace thousands of dollars of electronics, and or just plain ol simple peice of mind..Maybe thats why "studio porn" is so popular...It's all clean and sanitized and you know EXACTLY who you are dealing with at all times..Rather than worrying about a "model" Breaking into your house, Even though you zigged and zagged and took backroads to your Place...Or going bezerk and trying to hurt you, or steal your car...I relax a lil after I scan their ID to my PC in the rafters..But Ill bet there are some guys that wont realize you ve scanned their ID till after they've robbed you...I guess thats the "secret" price of all that realism..

Maybe I should just be more organized, Start a new "label" and only film guys in like, motel rooms on certain days or something..A schedule ...rather than filming them as I find them....I dont know...THe thing I like most about my vids is that you see it pretty much as it happens...I watch them later sometimes..and I like the "real-ness" of them...I dont know Id feel the same about a vid shot in a motel 6 or something...

The other thing that I'm kinda struggling with...Is I'm not a "film maker"  Some amateur guys talk about the "art" of filmmaking But, Im not claiming to be a filmaker..I just like regular ol redneck guys, and some black guys, and Mexicans...Not rico suave latins, mexicans.  I try to film them from what I call the "dicksuckers view"  So much amateur porn is far way wide angle shots...I like to get in a lil close..Like what you'd see if you were there...On xtube people criticize my camera angles sometimes..Makes me realize Im just a rank amateur, competing in a vast arena with professional people..No wonder I cant make enough money to make the "risk" seem smaller and more manageable.

Which brings me to this...I have a simple goal..  two really.  I wanna make enough money to buy a second car then sell my old one...I need about 8 grand in cash, plus what I sell my car for...to get what I want...(let me just tell ya my car is a 95 with 170,000 miles) So nothing exotic in my future...And I would like to be able to quit this job I hate....So very FUCKING much..

SO I was cruising on this board/forum for gay webmasters...Which I know absolutely nothing about setting up a paysite...And there is a guy there posting..He's a webmaster(from what i think I know about it, is he sends "visitors" embedded with his ID cookie to certain site and if the "visitor" buys something or signs up for a membership he gets paid)  Well he likes to post his stats...and he made about 7 grand in the month I saw his post...from the various sponsors..and GET THIS he made morefrom AEBN than we did from AEBN.net and he doesnt even have to make any content, shoot any vids, assume ANY risk, and from the same content we are Selling on AEBN...He made more money than us and we had a GOOD MONTH...LOL

I've been laerning that there are other apparently more lucrative ways to make money in porn.  Perhaps it's time to re-evaluate things a bit...Maybe another reason amateur porn producers come and go..Wonder if the vids we make someday will be highly desired examples of "vintage" Porn "from the decadent begining of the 21st century"  I was watching a tv show couple days ago..and this guys catches people engaging in prostituiton, then posts them on the internet "where they remain forever" his words...Kinda got me thinking...Will our vids be there forever?  Am I taking advantage of the young ones like Blaze, and ricky and nimrod  by issuing them one way tickets to "foreverness...with their pants down?

Personally...I feel like alot of males have a secret desire to show off...otherwise, I think you'd run into alot of...."yeah I'll do gay stuff...just not on cam"  I think in their minds....somehow..having a camera in the room "absolves" them of any gayness...

I know ...Im rambling  I've got so many questions and psuedo observations...yet no one to share them with...

OK...I just wanted to say THANK YOU to all of our loyal fans and viewers  Y'all made "dirty old men" one of our best performers at AEBN and I wanted to say thanks....You know staying in the :#1most watched spot in New Releases for a week, certainly increased our prescence and maybe might bring us some new fans....getting my closer to my new wheels...LOL

OK  Here's what we are working on now...From Weekend at Joe's....It was...What it was..

20 Year old uncut redneck Matt...First time on cam....

Nimrod and Jr Flip flop fuck....

dee and Buck

Two Buddies in real life who have never messed around before.....DEE and Buck

A redheaded redneck and an expert Dicksucka...

It was... What it was....

Havent titled this one yet...But its young Redneck guys....

18 year old Ricky  Gets served up by a guy for the first time....

Rock hard and more relaxed.....

Aiden

OK  Im outta time...I write more later...and feel free to leave us some comments...

Joe

A usual...it's late...I should be in bed...But Im going to try to update our blog...So If I quit writing suddenly..it's cause I've finally gave in and went to bed.....

You know, in earlier entries...Ive told you guys that we get emails from "fans" wanting to be in vids...all the time.  I finally decided to respond to a guy who emailed us while in town for training for his job...He just said he wanted to be in a vid..and sent a body shot..... I didnt know what he had in mind...I wrote him back and asked...He  said he had seen a clip from xtube and just wanted to serve up some young redneck dick...

I  Told him the pay was low.....and I wasnt sure if I could even set anything up on such short notice... He had to have a valid ID, and sign a release....He agreed, and our newest model Jay and I went to his hotel to check him out...

He was a handsome, small framed...Bi-Racial guy We called J.R.  Our "Bi" Model Jay was smitten at first sight...J.R.  looked like a computer guy..but in reality, He is a semi Driver...

Anyway...Long story short...we ended up shooting over 2 and a half days, and If I do say so myself...It was some of the hotest footage we have ever shot...

Heres a couple of fuzzy pics.....

JR on the first day..... with our newest model Jay

These guys are Truly versatile.......They both Fuck each other..Cant really call it fucking...More like lovemaking...complete with making out and everything...

I could tell the chemistry was building....when even after JR cummed all over Jays face... He still made sure that Jay got off... This was on the first day....Later while reviewing  the raw footage...I could tell that they had some feeling building......They mustve, Because when It was time for JR to hit the road, He took Jay with him......

This is just a few pics from this flick...Im calling it..."Week-end at Joe's....an Internet Love story"

The next day we met up with JR again...This time it was Jay, JR, and our favorite redneck bubba....chez

It was a lil awkward at first..because I tink young Jay  was falling for JR...and I wasnt sure how he would react seeing Chez get served by JR and Chez fucking Him...After an Impromptu wresting bout...between JR and Jay..with everybody looking on I knew this would be a smoking scene..

Bi-Racial JR is the meat in a "redneck sandwhich".....

Jay Looks on as "his" man gets a redneck  Injection...

While shooting this scene...we got interupted by some friends dropping by the house...So we have three horny guys in one room...and our friends in the other room it was kinda awkward for a sec...The friends...a male/female couple were drunk and the female half of the couple, my friend for nearly twenty years...brought  him over to fuck him in our spare room since she's married...and the guy works for her husband....I swear its true... anyway...she passes out in their Fuckroom our spare bedroom..and We continue to have a few drinks....He keeps hinting around about making a vid...He's 22  my friend/his girlfriend is 42....I thought he was too drunk to film right then, but figured he would come back another day... But no.  He wanted to do a solo right now...Turns out my fears about his performance were not necessary.. He's on this film also...We call him pearl...

I think we'll be seeing more of him....

Anyway, im calling this one "weekend at joe's...The Fans second day"

Getting sleepier....and I still have two more films to tell ya about....

Blaze, Nimrod, and Dee  Are in Our other new film "Red White and Black"

These pictures dont really do this film Justice....It was pretty hot with plenty of redneck teenboy dick suckin...

Anyway, I 've got to  goto bed now....Hope you enjoyed our lil peek at what we have coming up on AMVC.com soon.  Still got one more film to tell ya'll about....Maybe tommorrow....

Till next time....

Joe

Hey guys...Short update from Schmoeville...

Not much new going on here...Just working the new job still...and makin vids in my spare time...Read the biography of the photographer/videographer known as Old Reliable...Fascinating story in my opinion.  Working the streets of L.A. in the sixties and seventies, photographing street trade and hustlers, and making AUDIO tapes of the "interviews" of the young men he encountered. 

 He tells about the sessions....recounts the times he was ripped off and robbed...tells about his early forray into making videos...late 70's, Video cameras were super expensive, editing options limited, And recruiting models, many of which were homeless, or on the run from the law, or otherwise forgotten about. Mostly guys that were masculine and identify as "straight". Yet none could sustain a hetero relationship, When I watch his vids, I get a sense that the models are happy that they get a chance to "show off" for an appreciative audience, even if its just a gay guy with a cam. 

None of his models were guys that I would describe as beautiful, yet to me they were all hot in that masculine way  It's fascinating to me.. Complete strangers sharing some of the most intimate details of their lives and their bodies to a complete stranger for money.

  Old reliable recounts the stories and basically says that he had no fear...for his personal safety...Although he was robbed at gunpoint a time or two, and that his home had been broken into a couple of times, and some people he tried to help..usually betrayed him and stole from him the first chance they got....one of the funniest things I read...that I could relate to...was the smell during a shoot... Some guys have some stinky ass feet.  I think the nervousness of the models and the lights tend to enhance the smell of some guys feet.  I have shot some guys with some smelly ass feet, and I knew EXACTLY what he was talking about. LOL

Anyway, enough rambling....Heres a couple pics of what we are working on now....

Nimrod, Dee, and new guy Jay

Jay just turned 18 less than 2 weeks ago.  He fresh from the country after being kicked out on his 18th birthday. 

He looks older than 18 to me..but I checked his ID.  He grew up on a small farm in the country..about 100 miles away

Dee is a black guy living the DL lifestyle, who LOVES white cock.  He's engaged to a woman, has been in prison before...and secretly craves young white dick  lol  Dont we all?

First meeting nimrod, Jay, DEE

Nimrod and Jay are friends but havent seen each others dicks or messed around before.  Nimrod brought Jay over for a solo vid...But the plan changed once they got here...

Dee already gettin boned up from the smell of young white dick

Dee gettin his first taste

Nimrod tastin some black cock

Im outta time...look for this flick soon at AMVC.com

Dont forget...Our newest film It dont make me gay If I suck your dick....Does it?  Debuts at AMVC.com tommorrow...

Till next time

Joe

Hey Guys....Just a lil update from Schmoeville...Been working on a few projects here and there... Still tryin to learn the new Job...So far, so good... Recruited a few new models.  and got my yearly/annual mothers day lecture from my mom...LOL

Man if she had any Idea about the amateur videos....she'd really flip her wig...  Been making amateur vids for about one year now...and so far, I dont think I have been spotted or recognized. I've been wondering what I'll tell some one when they say " Hey....arent you Joe Schmoe? " So far though, it hasnt hapened  Which is good, because I dont have my response planned out.  any other producers got a plan for when they are asked?

Anyway, it's late so I gotta keep this brief...  Been pretty busy filming...  heres a couple pics

Our first film in which EVERY one in it sucks a dick...The two teens suck each up....Chez and black Joe Serve each other....Nimrod and Souldjaboy serve each other

Blaze and Nimrod getting to know each other.  They are both 19 with birthdays 3 weeks apart..

They seem pretty comfortable with each other...They even serve each other up..

I sense a "facial" cumming up.....

Redneck "bubba" Chez is back....Fresh from TN

It dont make me gay if I suck your dick...Does it?

Nimrod and Souldjaboy..

Im calling this one....It dont make me gay if I  suck your dick ...Does it?

Been working on a Black film also....You know me...I like that whole "street black guy " type

Havent titled this one yet....But heres a couple pics.....

Might call it...Black street cock 4 rent 3  Pretty original huh?

Dee.  Havent seen him in awhile... looks good

Black Skaterboy arrin 

Devonte is fresh outta the Joint...Still wearin prison Boxers....

Take off your pants and jack it 

Streaming now at groovymovies.com

We are back on the tube  for a minute with all new clips .  Mostly un-edited snips of some of the scenes..Just  to get a feel of the vids... Check us out we are 21regina...

Anyway...It's late...gotta go....Till  next time...

Joe

Whats up guys?  Sorry its been so long since Ive updated the blog..Just been really busy.  I've got this new Job  and it's really wearin me out....It's the first time Ive ever worked for a national company...and for some crazy reason...it kinda reminds me of scientology or a cult...It's oddly comforting and creepy...sometimes even at the same time....I quit the only job I had as a young adult (13yr) during a mini-midlife crisis...I made great money, was known as the "guru" ,always good for your ego BTW..and pretty much came and went as I pleased....And had a european company car...

Since then...I've worked a variety of jobs...none of which I really liked...I've always been one to move on, If i dont like a job...what Ive noticed is....If you attempt to switch careers...at my age....People seem to look at you suspect....  Like either youve just been released from prison...or rehab  LOL  The only interviews I could land where in the field I was trying to leave....The field I wanted to get into....ignored me becuase my resume was tailored to the other field....and my age...I guess.  Plus a lot of online apps dont recognize office 2007 docs....(.docx) files which means you have to cut and paste, and the resume loses its format...

While working on a Joe Schmoe vid, I got the idea to create a video resume.  A picture is worth a thousand words...then a video must be worth a million I reasoned...I had some old footage of me in action at my previous job...carefully edited to showcase the talent and experience...that would be needed in my new career...set it to some  synthy/techno-ee type music...with no still shots of me...and posted it on youtube...  and applied online for a few positions...with the link to my video resume...

About thirty minutes later..I got my first email from the company I applied to HR director.  in a pone conversation...he told me that he is in charge of hiring management for 300 of the companies facillities..and it was his first video resume...and they would love to discuss a position with me....

pretty cool huh?

Anyway...that's why we havent any new movies for awhile...haventt really had the time to stay on track with the vids and learn a new career...LOL

Theres a lil neighborhood bar in town directly outside the largest trailer park in the county.....We printed up some homemade business cards and left them on the shelf above the trough type urinal in the mens room..and waited..for our "throw away" cell phone to start ringing..

Im calling it "Joe's Redneck Auditions" and it features four brand new "mature" redneck guys.  They aint the prettiest guys...But their footage is all raw and "real"  just like i like it...Here's a couple pics...

Theres one other guy on this film also...I dont have his pic though.....We just call him grandpa. He has a nice body for a grandpa...and shoots a nice load also... Look for "Joe's Redneck Auditions" on AMVC.com soon.....

Im working on our other flick also...Should be done soon...It's late..so here are a couple pics...use your imagination untill I caption them OK...

More new guys....

Redneck skaterboy...Nimrod

Ghetto Whiteboy Blake

I'll finish this tommorrow.....Got a few more Pics...and a couple questions....

Joe

Hey guys...Short update from Schmoeville.....Got this in the mail this morning...Was looking for a check Though....But this wasnt bad either....

All the way from Rhode Island no less.....thats sneek peek teritory....He says he watches on movie monster..(never heard of it)       whenever he has a few moments to himself.....glad you like our amateur vids.  That's sooooo Cool you took the time to write us...Blaze was here when I got the note...He noticed you didnt mention him...thank god....His head is big enough as it is.....Thanks for writing...I would send you a Joe Schmoe T shirt If I had any......

Here's a quick look at what we are working on now.....

Walter and Jason came over.....Walter is a slightly homophobic 20 yr old...Jason is one of his best buddies in real-life....Walter made a solo for us...But he has no Idea the kinda stuff that may happen at Joe's....

I trimmed his big ole bush infront of Jason.....

Gettin ready for some redneck cum.....

Jason told him about making vids....But never mentioned anything about gettin served by a guy...Walter is in shock as Jason makes me (LOL) suck him infront of him....It was kinda hot and funny to watch Walter squirm in disbelief and shock as I serve up his "thug" friend infront of him....walter has only been with 3 girls in real-life, one is the mother of his two kids....

He was surprised later when I sucked him off...It fucked him up that he liked it....Later off cam, I told him not to be fucked up cause it felt good...doesnt make you gay...and why wouldnt it feel good?  guys mouth is bigger, plus having a dick makes you know how to please a dick....str8 guys are taught that head from a guy should be "nasty" and clearly it wasnt..He looked way relieved and later, off camera he told me....it was better than head from any girl  he's ever had....Love to smash those stereotypes....LOL

Here's 19 yr old Virgin superchub Nick..

I thought long and hard about puttin him on a Schmoe flick...Not becuase he's big  Per se, But I wasnt sure IF he was our "type"....I'll let you guys be the judge...

He's gotta a cute face and was real eager to make a vid..He's a "bi" 19yr old that still lives at home with the parents...Goes to a private college not too far away.  I know he's not our normal schmoe model...But I thought he was cute...and his 19yr old virgin dick was hard the whole time....He's coming up  in "Take off your pants.....and jack-it"

Super nice, eager to please... young "superChub" Nick  wants to make more vids.....we'll see...

Your boy Blaze.....

and last but not least....Skinny teenboy Aiden.....

I cant tell if He came-out to me in this last flick or not....His Fiance dumped him and he said he's through with girls.....Listen close during his clip....

Clowning....

Im calling this one "Take off your pants....and jack-it"

Cant claim that one exactlyas my own....There was an ablum by Cake called "Take off your pants and jacket"   It alsways sounded like my titlle when I heard it....

Do any of you guys visit paysites?  Membership sites?

I ve never felt compelled to join a paysite..Never really thought that much about it...Codymedia is the only one that I'm even halfway familiar with...29.99 month or whatever it is...works out to less than a buck a day...sounds pretty good...but it was never anything I would be interested in..

.Last week, a person basically said I was stupid for not having one.... A paysite with "exclusive" content.... It seems to me that as a producer...that would be the way to go........ except that I/me for one, would never sign-up for a site, just from a tour, and aggree to recurring billing on the promise that the site would be updated with content...and giving up my CC info, etc,etc.... But as I look around...I see lots of paysites..which kind of begs the question for me...whats the future of paysites?  Is there a "battle" right now with VOD?  Is VOD better becuase the customer gets to pay as they go...? rather than being "locked" in?

Most of the paysites I know of...all seem to sell the same ole content...Cept Seancody and a few others...What are your  thoughts guys?.....

Joe

Hey guys....How's it hangin....?  Hopefully it's long, loose, and fulla juice.... Little update from Schmoeville...

Thanks pornoboy for reviewing our flick HoosierHomeboys...Keith will be happy to know you called his pecker big...LOL  Cant wait to show it to him..when I see him...

Been snow here and cold...I hate cold weather...was watchin a show last night..and these american gay guys from vegas bought a condo on the beach in Mexico....Would love to do that someday...They sold their house, paid cash for a new condo, and had about 100grand left over....as one of them said .."100grands a lotta money in mexico"  I bet it is......Hell it's a lotta money here in Schmoeville also...

In the meantime we'll just Chill-out here.....In the snow....

Blaze's girl Dumped him bout a month ago...and since then he's been tryin to hang out alot...  Here's the Ironic part....I get about 20 emails and PM's at xtube a week from guys telling me how hot he is.

Usually along the lines of ..I wanna suck his cock......or.... tell him to move to (insert city) and I'll take total care of him and suck his cock......or....How much for him to fly to (insert city) and let me Get fucked and Suck his cock.....or  I wanna come there and have you film me suckin his cock for a vid........I actually like the last suggestion..kinda like audience participation.. I just dont have a way to actually schedule something like that with Blaze...Never know when he is gonna be in jail....and now that his woman dumped him...He's like a lil lost pup. 

 You wouldnt know it from the vids...But he is actually very, very shy...and has a lil bit of trouble being around guys his own age...

Anyway, He was gettin on my nerves last time he was here....and I cussed-him out and sent him home...Prolly hurt his feelings a lil.    Ironic huh?      20 messages a week , and I kick the mother-fuck out...Dont worry, we made it up....

Spunkworthy's Blog last week warned us about pirated vids... Ive been thinking about that alot lately.. I dont know alot about online auctions....But I know That some of our vids were there with buy now prices which to me kinda indicates that its more/unlimited copies available...otherwise when some one clicked on the buy now price..the Auction would disapear or show closed....  I'm a lil flattered that some one would find our lil homemade amateur vids worth pirating....but I gotta say..it ticked me off....

But get this...Years ago, when I got online...I discovered P2P. Suddenly I had quite the collections of tunes and various types of porn...I downloaded all for free...I was a "theif"  just like our guy Bubbabaloney at naughtybids.com    I was stealing from some corporation for that Bar-Kays single from 1979 that I downloaded instead of going out and trying to actually find it somewhere..When WinMX finally quit working for the last time...I quit actively looking for P2P's  been about two years now...And  "surprisingly" I feel totally different about it now....All my CD's are Old....my Xbox games are all OLD, I never really downloaded movies...Other than the ocasional amateur porn clip....At The time, I really didnt consider it stealing...But I guess as all the P2P's were getting shut down, I realized it was...besides there was no itunes or friendly alternative....But now we all know better...

Reason why I bring all this up,  as if you couldnt tell by looking at our vids...Is that we arent some big company...I'm just a guy with a cam thats allways had a "way" with str8 guys...at first I just had sex with them...and made some hidden flicks and "party" flicks..unfortunately, most of it is undocumented..Out here in the country....there that "what happens here stays here mentality." and since I was a known gay guy, str8 acting and trusted...I could be somewhere..Str8 bar, or club, and some of the hunkiest str8 guys would hit on me....Naturally, I'd usually oblige..Gotta tell ya.  there is something "hot" about being pursued by a masculine str8 guy... Call me sick if you want...They seem to have the hardest dicks...

Anyway, when I decided to make Real amateur videos...I thought I'd make a lot more money.  To see somebody "stealing our stuff" really gave me pause.  The way I see it...there arent more real amateur vids and video companies out there, because the "real-life person" who makes this happen, has to face huge risk....I wont even go into them all...But you get the idea....I guess what Im trying to say is that I'm kinda at the crossroads with the whole movie thing...I've either got to figure out a way to promote my vids better, and actually make more money, or actually devote more time to making a living in real-life..specially when I factor in the risks...I'll figure it out I guess..

So which is it?  are DVD's dead or what?  I keep thinking that in Porn, there are two main components..Collectors and viewers.  Is that wrong?  To me as a collector, I think I would prefer a physical medium....An aroused viewer, with 15 mins before the ol lady and kids get back from soccer, might prefer the immediateness of electronic media...Where do I fit in? How do I get that peice of the pie?  Me personally, Im a collector... I figured that with our style of amateur porn...we would sell more DVD's because of the collectors...What do you guys think? 

 I know that I have lost countless photos due to system crashes, physical computer theft, and Hardware failures...etc  Yet we have boxes of paper photos that survived a fire that destroyed our house...I read somewhere, that with the enhanced networks in place in the us..That alot of companies were looking at downloads as their favored/primary distribution... one expert basically said the DVD was going to be done in the next 5 years...

Reason why I bring that up...Is becuase we...me and the guys make more money off of DVD's than streaming And if we have any "patrons" and or fellow collectors out there that wanna support the lil guy...Then make sure you buy a DVD rather than watch our whole movie on streaming..

If your a "viewer" then by all means, watch as much as you want on PPV, then to make sure that our film is a permanent part of your collection go ahead and get the DVD from amvc.com.

  AMVC.com is the only place you should be able to buy a disc from.  If it's not, then let me know...

Hope you guys dont feel like I've shared too much..It's just real amateur porn for Pete's sake it's not like its art...LOL  But, when I used to look at some companies offerings....before I got into it....I figured that if thier Porn productions were on the internet, then it was making them rich...and Im here to tell you...for me at least....It hasnt .... OK then Enough personal stuff....

Here's what we are working on now.... Get it at AMVC.com   Mar 21  Fuckin Around at Joe's II

 Str8 young redneck boy Bruce  gets a trim...........

Black Joe Pokin........

Big Black Joe nutt........

Young redneck Nutt.... If he looks Familiar to you..it's becuase he Gage's older brother,  We havent seen him since Yardboy... When you watch the DVD you'll see him nutt right here and Black Joe's cum is still on him...It was a pretty hot scene...

Your boy Blaze...He's gonna be 20 soon.  I keep tellin him Im gonna have to trade him in....

He says "shut the fuck up and take it...."

20 Year old Video Newbie walter.......

Anyway, thats our new flick...Sorry for the Binge blogging as my friend BBA calls it...and Buy some DVD's...

till next time

Joe

Been workin on a few projects..but I'm still a lil bit behind.. trying to get a couple new models....2 confirmed....then dropped off the face of the earth AFTER I gave them my home number... always kinda creeps me out BTW...

Then our model Jason, has a bunch of thug friends...But jason is very nervous to approach them...cant blame him really...Sometimes, I'll drop by his place...and kinda "take inventory" then later...If I can catch the guy alone...I can usually talk them into a shoot...Most are worried that their dicks are too little...Yet they almost always have mega pussy from the local hoes, and ol ladies at home,,, But they get all shy about themselves infront of other guys..I can give some str8 guys very basic compliments during a shoot...and all of a sudden they swell with pride and get all into it...Walter was kinda like that...

Walter is a hard workin young redneck familyman...who took a lil coaxing to do a shoot...Met him at Jasons....

He showed up straight from work at the salvage yard...Carhartt Bibs and all, tow truck in the driveway...

He Told me he had to go home and shower and change before he could do his shoot....I said...walter. the fans wanna see you just like you really are...His eyes lit up and I could tell he would enjoy his first time ever on cam...

He always struck me as somewhat homophobic..Whenever I would see him out somewhere..(jasons)  Usually his ol lady and 5 month old are with him...He also has a 5 yr old...and he's only 20...Though he says he's 22... (those were the days huh? when you could lie OLDER lol)

To me, he kinda has that "gay4Pay look"  But he really is just a hard workin young redneck..During our shoot...he talks to the camera/fans....telling them  "There it is...Go head and get ya some.." was secretly hopin he was talking to me...lol

Naturaly hairy...He doesnt even work out......but has a tight hard body....

Cant wait to slurp on that redneck fuck stick....He's only 20, One of my BJ's should make his eyes roll back in his head.. I'd suck a dent into the top of his head LOL

after some verbal encouragement...walter let loose with a GIANT cum shot.  This boy really is a gusher, he makes a lot of strange faces as he's gettin close...I thought it was hot...He was really trying to impress me for his first shoot...and indeed he did.

Gettin dressed..minus the bibs....

OK...Enough about walter....

Dont forget...Joe's beauty tip....redneck face cream,  Debuts exclusively at AMVC.com  on Mar 7.

Till next time,

Joe

Buster makes his internet debut....He's the lost kitty I told y'all about.....

I've really gotten fond of him...and Like I said..I'm so NOT a cat person...He cute though huh?

Was on AMVC.com earlier and saw this........

Thanks guys...For tryin to sell our lil homemade vids...I really appreciate it...

I've been thinkin lately....Since there are sooooo many niches in Porno.. it got me wonderin,  I've almost always prefered amateur porn over "studio" porn..

With a few exceptions..most Pro porn is too glossy and fantasy like for me...Perfect tan lines, shaved everywhere, perfect teeth, Bowflex body.....In real life I would run away from a guy like that knowing that I could never get a hard-on around someone that perfect...and really, never even feel good about myself in their presence.  (shallow I know...but Im relating the truth about me) 

 Also, I cant stand guys that are too made up...I know "studios' use cosmetics to make the models look good on cam...But make-up on a man to me is just a turn off.  In a lot of studio productions I've noticed that the guys tend to be a lil too "made up" for me.

.Anyway...I prefer amateur over Professional for whatever reason... but It kinda got me wonderin if im in The minority.  what is it about amateur Porn that I like.?

  Is it the "normalness" of the guys?  The fact that the guy in some amateur jerk-off flick reminds me of the guy that works at the full serve station across town, that I go out of my way to..Just to see him and imagine what he's packin down there? Pluss he's super nice to me..Str8 redneck around 23 or so...

  Is it the fact that the guy I'm watchin in an amateur porn, may be makin his Worldwide, never-been-seen-before debut?  rather than the same "tired studio boys" in cumsucker #38?.

Is it the "perverted" forbiden-ess, that the typical amateur flick brings with it?.  I always feel like I'm watchin someones "secrets" when I look at most amateur flicks..Lookin at what I shouldnt be seeing.....Dont get that with studio Porn, even when it's in the script LOL. 

I've heard that some Amateur porn is "hot" right now..and It got me wonderin....With big studios DVD sales way, way, way down...I've read 30 to 40 percent...and the DVD itself nearing the end of it's life cycle..What's going to become of the lil amateur porn maker?

 If amateur porn is a hot segment...then how come the big Studios havent made their films in the "amateur" style? Or have they?  Also why cant I find any amateur porn forums? you know where people would talk about all thing amateur in Porn?   So here's my question.....amateur or professional porn....Which do you prefer...and why..?

OK...Been workin on a few flicks...kinda got a lil behind... Here's a couple quick pics...More info coming later... Havent titled it yet..but heres some stills...

Blaze and Jack....sixty nine and more....

White Joe and Aiden...Suck face

Aiden blasts black Joe

Jack Blasts Blaze.....DID he or didnt he?  Just have to get the flick to find out..

Blaze workin on his cocksuckin skills.....and he's been workin out...

If he was flippin off the cam...it would remind me of an Old reliable pic....

Been tryin to learn video editing....Used to have a real nice, system custom setup for Microsoft flight simulator and video editing...now I just have a laptop.  thinking off getting another desktop system soon but would like to learn some relatively easy editors...any Ideas?  I used to know how to use Vegas....and had downloaded the adobe trial....Whooooweee, that program was complicated... Found this place has been interesting regarding amateur produced video videomaker Just was wondering if anybody knew of an amateur ADULT editing/production forum.

Gotta new redneck 20 yr old ghetto whiteboy model comin over in the next couple mins.. we'll see what happens...

I've always been a dog person.  Never really liked cats that much..certainly never figured I'd ever have one as a pet....One more gay guy with a cat LOL, Just what the world needs.  I've always been a lil bit afraid of cats..Their personalities are so different than dogs.  I like the shameless affection that dogs show you..Call me shallow and needy..

One day...not too long ago, shortly after having moved into our new house, we heard a rustling in the bushes, and a loud juvenile sounding, high pitched MEEEEOOOOWWW.  All of a sudden, there he was for a split second..then bam...under the old truck in the back yard.  For about two weeks, we'd hear loud meeoowing...then catch a glipmse of the lil abandonded kitten we called buster.  He wouldnt allow us to feed him or come near him..He was a tiny lil thing prolly not even fully weaned..  When we bought this house...the old renter left an outdoor cat here we called boots.  She lives outside and we leave her some food daily..One day coming home from work, I spot a lil orange furball trying desperately trying to eat a peice of the dry catfood....Before being run off by the adult cat boots...  Poor buster...A couple days later, I pull into the driveway after it had just quit raining...And there is lil buster with a big ole half-eaten nightcrawler hanging out of his mouth.. and it dawned on me...This was one tough kitty.. From that day forward. I made a point of trying to make contact with this kitten daily.  Lil by lil he would get closer and closer and closer...till one day I reached out and grabbed him up..Since that day..he has become a small,furry member of the family.  I even took him to the vet for shots and to be neutered..I liked his natural curiosity, and his clumsy kitten way of checking out the house, and finding a way to play with just about anything.  And unlike the mature outdoor cat boots...lil buster will eat just about anything..We enjoyed watching him grow.  He just hangs out in the yard all day..since its been cold here we let him in the house at night...

Yesterday, I got the bright idea to take him in the car unrestrained to the post office...Told ya Im not a cat person...As soon as I stopped the car and opened the door....Lil buster was gone. I tried to catch him, but it was no use.  Surprisingly, I was very sad. It was super cold yesterday, And I knew how quickly buster had become accustomed to being indoors...I knew he was scared when he ran off, I hoped someone would rescue him and he didnt get ran over .....I went to the local shelters and gave my number, incase he happened to appear there.  I spent about three hours in 25degree weather trying to see if I could him find him...No luck.  Finnally, about 130 am I decided to head back up there one more time.  I got out of my car, and called to him like I normally do with my imitation meeoww.  Finally, I heard a scared meeooww come back from under a frozen bush...It was him!  Buster.  I was so happy as I leaned down and spotted him...All of a sudden he scratched me on my face, and took off.  A dog just wouldve been happy to see you....This crazy ass cat didnt even know who I was... After about 30 minutes of chasing him from bush to bush...I got him.  We got him home warmed him up, and then he went into my room and went to sleep.  Talk about ungrateful....He's out roaming the neighborhood now...Think he'd be scared now.  He knocks on the window when he wants to come in.

Our local post office here is in a regular store. Everytime I go in there, there is a line of gossipy women takin their time, catchin up on the latest....Dont they know I've gotta mail my newest amateur porno flick off?  Everytime I mail something there the clerk just leaves it on the counter after I buy my postage.  Im always afraid she going to forget to put it in the outgoing sack...and my newest flick will end up in someone elses hands here in town...Yesterday upset after losing Buster the cat...I asked her to put it in the sack...she looked at me funny...

Ok then....Here's what we are working on now....Look for it on Mar 7,  Im calling it.....

Joe's Beauty tips....Redneck face cream

Here's a couple pics from the flick...

Skinny Boy Aiden  Gets served up for the first time ever on cam... Smears my face with redneck face cream...

Nervous Keith delivers his best cumshot ever in this flick.  He's shy and nervous, but at the same time, he has a big kinky side to him also.  I plan to explore more of his kink side in upcoming flicks..He plasters black Joe's face in this clip...Our model Blaze was there off cam  Im trying to teach him to shoot our vids...He's got about 5 or 6 mins of cam  operating timeon this flick.  Y'all wanna see Keith fuck?

Here's Jason....He got off real quick..all over my face...

There ya have it...Joe's beauty tips...redneck face cream...4 str8 guys, 4 facials, 4 real. 

 Mar 7 at AMVC.com

Almost forgot....Check out our newest streaming video buddy night at joe's

Check it out at Groovymovies.com

 Till Next time....

Joe

Hey guys, not much new going on here in Schmoeville...Blaze got outta jail finally.....Gage is still in though...Looks like he's gonna be going to the Big House though...wonder if he'll have any fans there? 

Feel bad for him...but theres nothing I can do to help him though...Cant tell these young guys anything anyway.. so If you liked Gage...He gets served up for the first time on video in our flick "The Lost clips" coming soon to AMVC...

Plus he was in our already released flicks yardboy.....straight shooters.... and Neighborhood punk spunk....and  he fucks black joe in Fuckin around at Joe's

Got a letter from Gage....maybe I'll post it later... If you fans/viewers wanna help Gage out...we are donating 5Bucks from every flick he is in that we sell from now till Mar 15th. I figure that money will help him get set-up at the Big house...He likes to write letters also, so he'll be looking for pen pals also...

Our flick  what happens at Joe's...stays at Joe's was the NUMBER one seller for Jan 2008 according to our friends at AMVC.  It just started streaming at AEBN a couple of days ago....Be sure to check it out...

It features..Chubby str8 redneck stud Chez....delivering a sperm facial after fuckin black Joe...Plus horny str8 redneck cousins jason and keith in a "twofer" scene...Gettin served up by me.  Keith looks pretty nervous in parts of the scene....Jason on the other hand....seems to get off on the Idea of gettin served in front of his cousin...It was pretty hot... Be sure to check it out at Groovymovies.com or at Gayhotmovies.com.....I showed the Boys our first place finish at AMVC.com and they all asked me for more Money LOL...

Our profile at XTUBE....Joeschmoevideo was a webmaster account that we used to use for short previews/outtakes of some of our flicks. Xtube decided recently to delete all of the webmaster accounts so all of those vids/previews are gone now I think..It' sucks becuase all of the really good vids were under our webmaster account, and of course I didnt save any of those after uploading them to the tube.

.We still have a User account there though...if you want to see some Behind the scenes kinda stuff...check us out over there...We are 21regina and we still have a few clips up...dont know for how long though becuase we arent supposed to promote AMVC, and most of my clips there say visit AMVC.com to get the full vid... Ive gotta figure out some other site to promote Our vids...any suggestions? 

By now you guys know I like... dirty white boys, rednecks, street black guys, str8 guys.....and now I like nerds... dont mean "Nerd' in a bad way...

Here is Chris from our upcoming flick "jerkin beats Workin" gettin his first BJ EVER from a guy...

 Finally got a lil customer Feedback......

Date:   Fri Jan 18 17:31:19 2008 From:   David Hall [ Add to Address Book | Block Address | Report as Spam ] To:   Subject:   Just a fan letter... Tired of offensive images in your emails? Click here to block them.

I just wanted to tell you how much I love your videos. There’s nothing like those down-home country boys!!! I watch them on aebn.net.   David DurhamNC

 

Date:   Tue Jan 8 00:33:09 2008 From:   carl r cisneros [ Add to Address Book | Block Address | Block Address | Report as Spam ] To:   Subject:   videos

Joe;  love your videos buddy. especialy like that Chez guy. WWWWWWWWOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF. have a great one man.   carl

Date:   Sun Dec 2 18:34:07 2007 From:   [ Add to Address Book | Block Address | Block Address | Report as Spam ] To:   Subject:   Joe Schmoe videos

Hi. I just discovered your website. I love the types of guys you feature. Up until now, the only site I've been able to find such "average guys" was Workin'MenVideos. I have about a hundred of their videos, but yours looks very interesting. One question: when I order DVDs from Workin'Men, it just says "DVD", but on your site it says "DVD-R" and DVD+R". What's the difference?  Thanks for any info, Bill Brennan quent19791@aol.com

Date:   Sun Dec 2 02:49:21 2007 From:   Leslie James Hall [ Add to Address Book | Block Address | Report as Spam ] To:   Subject:   Thanks from a UK fan

Hello,   A short email to say a mega big thanks for the viewing pleasure I've recently had with your video collection at AMVC.   It was purely by chance that whilst looking for a DVD cover on that website my attention got sidetracked somewhat when I saw some of the picture scans of your latest DVD productions. With most adult sites trying to shove all that twink & muscle shite down our throats my pc porn interests waned a long time ago. The UK based Triga films website was until this recent find one of the few prepared to buck that trend.   I downloaded "Straight Young Daddy Dick & Straight Shooters" for a closer inspection of that guy Jason, worth every penny for his performance alone. Can we have some more sessions of him asap!   I'm hooked!   Leslie James Hall

To: saab95se@excite.com
Date: Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:57:31 -0600 (GMT-06:00)
Subject: RE: Joe Schmoe DVDs

Hello...I'm up at the top of the map in Duluth, Minnesota, on Lake Superior. (I ordered 3 more DVDs last night-- the 4-day offer of free shipping from AMVC was a good incentive.)

To: saab95se@excite.com
Date: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:55:49 -0600 (GMT-06:00)
Subject: Joe Schmoe DVDs

Hello. I bought my first Joe Schmoe DVD from AMVC last week, and I'm planning to order more this weekend. I really, really liked Rudy aka Blaze. He'd be even sexier if he gained 10-15 pounds.

Cheers,
Mark

Thanks guys for the feedback.  Really appreciate it....The guys flat-out love it.

Somehow...I think someone loaded our email address into an automated spammer thingy. everytime I open my email inbox there are hundreds of autoreply messages saying my message is being returned.  From what I can tell, someone has loaded our address as the reply address into some spam messages about increasing your cock size.  Ive checked my machine and use a web based email rather than outlook or whatever..I havent sent any messages, yet all of the undeliverable messages are choking my inbox.  May have to change my email address.  Any suggestions?

Finally, I hate to bite the hand that feeds us so to speak....But what is up with AEBN?

They take FOREVER to get our vids online....They make 80%   We make less than 20%....and then they cant even be bothered to properly catagorize and or decribe our videos.  Maybe its becuase we are some amateur "schmoes" they feel we dont deserve their full attention and resources.  How hard is it to place the films in the proper catagory, or to accurately list the performers? I constantly have to check and make sure they are listed properly.  Considering they are making the lion