!!!Joe Schmoe Productions - A missing cat...the post office....and a new flick..Greetings from Schmoeville

A missing cat...the post office....and a new flick..Greetings from Schmoeville

Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 at 01:20

I've always been a dog person. Never really liked cats that much..certainly never figured I'd ever have one as a pet....One more gay guy with a cat LOL, Just what the world needs. I've always been a lil bit afraid of cats..Their personalities are so different than dogs. I like the shameless affection that dogs show you..Call me shallow and needy..

One day...not too long ago, shortly after having moved into our new house, we heard a rustling in the bushes, and a loud juvenile sounding, high pitched MEEEEOOOOWWW. All of a sudden, there he was for a split second..then bam...under the old truck in the back yard. For about two weeks, we'd hear loud meeoowing...then catch a glipmse of the lil abandonded kitten we called buster. He wouldnt allow us to feed him or come near him..He was a tiny lil thing prolly not even fully weaned.. When we bought this house...the old renter left an outdoor cat here we called boots. She lives outside and we leave her some food daily..One day coming home from work, I spot a lil orange furball trying desperately trying to eat a peice of the dry catfood....Before being run off by the adult cat boots... Poor buster...A couple days later, I pull into the driveway after it had just quit raining...And there is lil buster with a big ole half-eaten nightcrawler hanging out of his mouth.. and it dawned on me...This was one tough kitty.. From that day forward. I made a point of trying to make contact with this kitten daily. Lil by lil he would get closer and closer and closer...till one day I reached out and grabbed him up..Since that day..he has become a small,furry member of the family. I even took him to the vet for shots and to be neutered..I liked his natural curiosity, and his clumsy kitten way of checking out the house, and finding a way to play with just about anything. And unlike the mature outdoor cat boots...lil buster will eat just about anything..We enjoyed watching him grow. He just hangs out in the yard all day..since its been cold here we let him in the house at night...

Yesterday, I got the bright idea to take him in the car unrestrained to the post office...Told ya Im not a cat person...As soon as I stopped the car and opened the door....Lil buster was gone. I tried to catch him, but it was no use. Surprisingly, I was very sad. It was super cold yesterday, And I knew how quickly buster had become accustomed to being indoors...I knew he was scared when he ran off, I hoped someone would rescue him and he didnt get ran over .....I went to the local shelters and gave my number, incase he happened to appear there. I spent about three hours in 25degree weather trying to see if I could him find him...No luck. Finnally, about 130 am I decided to head back up there one more time. I got out of my car, and called to him like I normally do with my imitation meeoww. Finally, I heard a scared meeooww come back from under a frozen bush...It was him! Buster. I was so happy as I leaned down and spotted him...All of a sudden he scratched me on my face, and took off. A dog just wouldve been happy to see you....This crazy ass cat didnt even know who I was... After about 30 minutes of chasing him from bush to bush...I got him. We got him home warmed him up, and then he went into my room and went to sleep. Talk about ungrateful....He's out roaming the neighborhood now...Think he'd be scared now. He knocks on the window when he wants to come in.

Our local post office here is in a regular store. Everytime I go in there, there is a line of gossipy women takin their time, catchin up on the latest....Dont they know I've gotta mail my newest amateur porno flick off? Everytime I mail something there the clerk just leaves it on the counter after I buy my postage. Im always afraid she going to forget to put it in the outgoing sack...and my newest flick will end up in someone elses hands here in town...Yesterday upset after losing Buster the cat...I asked her to put it in the sack...she looked at me funny...

Ok then....Here's what we are working on now....Look for it on Mar 7, Im calling it.....

Joe's Beauty tips....Redneck face cream

Here's a couple pics from the flick...

Skinny Boy Aiden Gets served up for the first time ever on cam... Smears my face with redneck face cream...

Nervous Keith delivers his best cumshot ever in this flick. He's shy and nervous, but at the same time, he has a big kinky side to him also. I plan to explore more of his kink side in upcoming flicks..He plasters black Joe's face in this clip...Our model Blaze was there off cam Im trying to teach him to shoot our vids...He's got about 5 or 6 mins of cam operating timeon this flick. Y'all wanna see Keith fuck?