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A missing cat...the post office....and a new flick..Greetings from Schmoeville

Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 at 01:20

I've always been a dog person.  Never really liked cats that much..certainly never figured I'd ever have one as a pet....One more gay guy with a cat LOL, Just what the world needs.  I've always been a lil bit afraid of cats..Their personalities are so different than dogs.  I like the shameless affection that dogs show you..Call me shallow and needy..

One day...not too long ago, shortly after having moved into our new house, we heard a rustling in the bushes, and a loud juvenile sounding, high pitched MEEEEOOOOWWW.  All of a sudden, there he was for a split second..then bam...under the old truck in the back yard.  For about two weeks, we'd hear loud meeoowing...then catch a glipmse of the lil abandonded kitten we called buster.  He wouldnt allow us to feed him or come near him..He was a tiny lil thing prolly not even fully weaned..  When we bought this house...the old renter left an outdoor cat here we called boots.  She lives outside and we leave her some food daily..One day coming home from work, I spot a lil orange furball trying desperately trying to eat a peice of the dry catfood....Before being run off by the adult cat boots...  Poor buster...A couple days later, I pull into the driveway after it had just quit raining...And there is lil buster with a big ole half-eaten nightcrawler hanging out of his mouth.. and it dawned on me...This was one tough kitty.. From that day forward. I made a point of trying to make contact with this kitten daily.  Lil by lil he would get closer and closer and closer...till one day I reached out and grabbed him up..Since that day..he has become a small,furry member of the family.  I even took him to the vet for shots and to be neutered..I liked his natural curiosity, and his clumsy kitten way of checking out the house, and finding a way to play with just about anything.  And unlike the mature outdoor cat boots...lil buster will eat just about anything..We enjoyed watching him grow.  He just hangs out in the yard all day..since its been cold here we let him in the house at night...

Yesterday, I got the bright idea to take him in the car unrestrained to the post office...Told ya Im not a cat person...As soon as I stopped the car and opened the door....Lil buster was gone. I tried to catch him, but it was no use.  Surprisingly, I was very sad. It was super cold yesterday, And I knew how quickly buster had become accustomed to being indoors...I knew he was scared when he ran off, I hoped someone would rescue him and he didnt get ran over .....I went to the local shelters and gave my number, incase he happened to appear there.  I spent about three hours in 25degree weather trying to see if I could him find him...No luck.  Finnally, about 130 am I decided to head back up there one more time.  I got out of my car, and called to him like I normally do with my imitation meeoww.  Finally, I heard a scared meeooww come back from under a frozen bush...It was him!  Buster.  I was so happy as I leaned down and spotted him...All of a sudden he scratched me on my face, and took off.  A dog just wouldve been happy to see you....This crazy ass cat didnt even know who I was... After about 30 minutes of chasing him from bush to bush...I got him.  We got him home warmed him up, and then he went into my room and went to sleep.  Talk about ungrateful....He's out roaming the neighborhood now...Think he'd be scared now.  He knocks on the window when he wants to come in.

Our local post office here is in a regular store. Everytime I go in there, there is a line of gossipy women takin their time, catchin up on the latest....Dont they know I've gotta mail my newest amateur porno flick off?  Everytime I mail something there the clerk just leaves it on the counter after I buy my postage.  Im always afraid she going to forget to put it in the outgoing sack...and my newest flick will end up in someone elses hands here in town...Yesterday upset after losing Buster the cat...I asked her to put it in the sack...she looked at me funny...

Ok then....Here's what we are working on now....Look for it on Mar 7,  Im calling it.....

 

Joe's Beauty tips....Redneck face cream

Here's a couple pics from the flick...

Skinny Boy Aiden  Gets served up for the first time ever on cam... Smears my face with redneck face cream...

 

Nervous Keith delivers his best cumshot ever in this flick.  He's shy and nervous, but at the same time, he has a big kinky side to him also.  I plan to explore more of his kink side in upcoming flicks..He plasters black Joe's face in this clip...Our model Blaze was there off cam  Im trying to teach him to shoot our vids...He's got about 5 or 6 mins of cam  operating timeon this flick.  Y'all wanna see Keith fuck?

 

 

Here's Jason....He got off real quick..all over my face...

There ya have it...Joe's beauty tips...redneck face cream...4 str8 guys, 4 facials, 4 real. 

 Mar 7 at AMVC.com

Almost forgot....Check out our newest streaming video buddy night at joe's

Check it out at Groovymovies.com

 

 

 

 Till Next time....

Joe

 

 

Update from Schmoeville...and misc. ranting

Posted on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 09:21

Hey guys, not much new going on here in Schmoeville...Blaze got outta jail finally.....Gage is still in though...Looks like he's gonna be going to the Big House though...wonder if he'll have any fans there? 

 

Feel bad for him...but theres nothing I can do to help him though...Cant tell these young guys anything anyway.. so If you liked Gage...He gets served up for the first time on video in our flick "The Lost clips" coming soon to AMVC...

Plus he was in our already released flicks yardboy.....straight shooters.... and Neighborhood punk spunk....and  he fucks black joe in Fuckin around at Joe's

 

Got a letter from Gage....maybe I'll post it later... If you fans/viewers wanna help Gage out...we are donating 5Bucks from every flick he is in that we sell from now till Mar 15th. I figure that money will help him get set-up at the Big house...He likes to write letters also, so he'll be looking for pen pals also...

Our flick  what happens at Joe's...stays at Joe's was the NUMBER one seller for Jan 2008 according to our friends at AMVC.  It just started streaming at AEBN a couple of days ago....Be sure to check it out...

It features..Chubby str8 redneck stud Chez....delivering a sperm facial after fuckin black Joe...Plus horny str8 redneck cousins jason and keith in a "twofer" scene...Gettin served up by me.  Keith looks pretty nervous in parts of the scene....Jason on the other hand....seems to get off on the Idea of gettin served in front of his cousin...It was pretty hot... Be sure to check it out at Groovymovies.com or at Gayhotmovies.com.....I showed the Boys our first place finish at AMVC.com and they all asked me for more Money LOL...

Our profile at XTUBE....Joeschmoevideo was a webmaster account that we used to use for short previews/outtakes of some of our flicks. Xtube decided recently to delete all of the webmaster accounts so all of those vids/previews are gone now I think..It' sucks becuase all of the really good vids were under our webmaster account, and of course I didnt save any of those after uploading them to the tube.

 

.We still have a User account there though...if you want to see some Behind the scenes kinda stuff...check us out over there...We are 21regina and we still have a few clips up...dont know for how long though becuase we arent supposed to promote AMVC, and most of my clips there say visit AMVC.com to get the full vid... Ive gotta figure out some other site to promote Our vids...any suggestions? 

By now you guys know I like... dirty white boys, rednecks, street black guys, str8 guys.....and now I like nerds... dont mean "Nerd' in a bad way...

Here is Chris from our upcoming flick "jerkin beats Workin" gettin his first BJ EVER from a guy...

 Finally got a lil customer Feedback......

Date:   Fri Jan 18 17:31:19 2008
From:   David Hall
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I just wanted to tell you how much I love your videos. There’s nothing like those down-home country boys!!! I watch them on aebn.net.

 

David

DurhamNC

 

 
Date:   Tue Jan 8 00:33:09 2008
From:   carl r cisneros
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Subject:   videos

Joe;
 love your videos buddy. especialy like that Chez guy. WWWWWWWWOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF.
have a great one man.
 
carl

 

Date:   Sun Dec 2 18:34:07 2007
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Subject:   Joe Schmoe videos

Hi. I just discovered your website. I love the types of guys you feature. Up until now, the only site I've been able to find such "average guys" was Workin'MenVideos. I have about a hundred of their videos, but yours looks very interesting. One question: when I order DVDs from Workin'Men, it just says "DVD", but on your site it says "DVD-R" and DVD+R". What's the difference?  Thanks for any info, Bill Brennan quent19791@aol.com

Date:   Sun Dec 2 02:49:21 2007
From:   Leslie James Hall
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Subject:   Thanks from a UK fan

Hello,

 

A short email to say a mega big thanks for the viewing pleasure I've recently had with your video collection at AMVC.

 

It was purely by chance that whilst looking for a DVD cover on that website my attention got sidetracked somewhat when I saw some of the picture scans of your latest DVD productions. With most adult sites trying to shove all that twink & muscle shite down our throats my pc porn interests waned a long time ago. The UK based Triga films website was until this recent find one of the few prepared to buck that trend.

 

I downloaded "Straight Young Daddy Dick & Straight Shooters" for a closer inspection of that guy Jason, worth every penny for his performance alone. Can we have some more sessions of him asap!

 

I'm hooked!

 

Leslie James Hall

 

To: saab95se@excite.com
Date: Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:57:31 -0600 (GMT-06:00)
Subject: RE: Joe Schmoe DVDs

Hello...I'm up at the top of the map in Duluth, Minnesota, on Lake Superior. (I ordered 3 more DVDs last night-- the 4-day offer of free shipping from AMVC was a good incentive.)

To: saab95se@excite.com
Date: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:55:49 -0600 (GMT-06:00)
Subject: Joe Schmoe DVDs

Hello. I bought my first Joe Schmoe DVD from AMVC last week, and I'm planning to order more this weekend. I really, really liked Rudy aka Blaze. He'd be even sexier if he gained 10-15 pounds.

Cheers,
Mark

 

Thanks guys for the feedback.  Really appreciate it....The guys flat-out love it.

Somehow...I think someone loaded our email address into an automated spammer thingy. everytime I open my email inbox there are hundreds of autoreply messages saying my message is being returned.  From what I can tell, someone has loaded our address as the reply address into some spam messages about increasing your cock size.  Ive checked my machine and use a web based email rather than outlook or whatever..I havent sent any messages, yet all of the undeliverable messages are choking my inbox.  May have to change my email address.  Any suggestions?

Finally, I hate to bite the hand that feeds us so to speak....But what is up with AEBN?

They take FOREVER to get our vids online....They make 80%   We make less than 20%....and then they cant even be bothered to properly catagorize and or decribe our videos.  Maybe its becuase we are some amateur "schmoes" they feel we dont deserve their full attention and resources.  How hard is it to place the films in the proper catagory, or to accurately list the performers? I constantly have to check and make sure they are listed properly.  Considering they are making the lionshare of the profit from our flicks, I dont think its to much to ask to insure that these things are done.  Am I missing something?  Dont get me wrong...I love the fact that people are watching online..but out of the 11 cent per min or whatever they are charging...we make less than 2 cents..For that kinda profit split I expect a whole lot more service than we are getting.  Still havent recieved our tax documents from them either.Guess they cant be bothered.

Enough blogging/ranting for now....till next time......

Joe

 

 


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