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Half Gallon of Bulk Lube with Pump -- Long weekend? Need important gangbang supplies? First time anal? There are many good (and bad) reasons to have a half-gallon of lube "on hand".

 

 

 

 

Someone please explain this male sex doll to me.  I don't get it.

TechTV (now known as G4 on cable tv) had a tongue-in-cheek, geek-oriented, (sort of) adult-oriented 30-minute show called "UnScrewed". They flew one of the owners of AMVC.com down to San Francisco to do this interview about amateur videos.

 

                I'm a little shocked they have this on Amazon (moreso because of its use of the word "cock" as a description for the penis.  The also have a "Cunt Coloring Book", too.  Maybe they're changing their adult policies and will let us start selling our videos on there too!  (In our dreams :)

Straight: http://www.amvc.com/showroom/strhome.shtml

Gay:  http://www.amvc.com/showroom/gayhome.shtml

  Someone PLEASE tell me if this works.  Too funny.

 

 

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I thought this looked unique, so thought I'd share it with you.  I can't verify how well it works but it's certainly funny :)  It's a water-based lube at Extreme Restraints and, according to their site "You will receive the dispenser and a 21oz bottle of water-based lubricant. The stand (without the bottle) measures 7.5" in height and 3.75" in width. With the bottle inserted it stands 1ft in height."

 

"Ms. Mounds" won the Guiness Book of World Records for the largest breast implants in the world.  Guiness also has a category for the largest natural breasts, but these bazoombas seemed more interesting for a quick blog entry.  I'd love to watch video footage of reactions from guys passing her by in the mall :)

Each boob weighs 20 pounds.

 

 

This is the "Shenis" for women that connects to her pee hole so she can pee standing up.  Although a unique idea, they got it all wrong....unless of course she has alien green skin and is hung with a hard-on (I'd actually like to glance over and see that :)  I'm not sure why they didn't make it limp and the color of skin.  Funny, though.

For many years, we've been trying to trademark "AMVC" as it relates to adult entertainment.  We're proud to announce that we are now an officially registered trademark.

Porn producers in the 6th Circuit can breathe a sigh of relief now (sort of).

The article is here at AVN.

over the years of shooting videos, i've received countless thousands of model applications.  as you can imagine, i'm not shocked by anything i receive, but one aspect of our model apps stands out among the rest....the area where we ask "why do you want to be in an adult video?"

85% always say "something i've always wanted to do" (or some variation thereof).  then there are the ones who attempt to be clever instead of honest (we hate those) and, of course, the ones who say "the money" (pretty honest, but the money sucks in porn unless you're successfully producing it).

the ones who are exhibitionists and get off on tons of people watching them on video (and who are also the ones who actually have a chance of making a career out of it) seem to look at the money as just an added bonus.

fame is another answer, but we usually squash that misconception as quickly as possible.  for fuck's sake...phones have camcorders in them now, making everyone a pornographer or porn star these days...so what are you really bringing to the table to stand out among the other millions of pornstar wannabe's?  this doesn't mean that you aren't pornstar material and won't make it, but a reality check is necessary for the youtube generation.

but the one that truly stands out for me are the massively hung guys who get into porn so they can fuck someone.  yes, you heard it right.  their answer to the above question goes something like "because my dick is too large for most people, so i'm hoping I can get laid by a porn model".  the implication, true or not, is that a porn model will be much more "loose" and able to handle a monster cock, as opposed to the little sorority girl at the frat party or the gay guy who isn't like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

now i'm not talking about your above average dick.  yes, that can cause a lot of drama, pain, and pleasure for the newbie recipient but rather i'm talking about the massive, oh-my-fucking-god-is-that-real, cock...like mine.....HA!  i've had the pleasure of seeing many of these creatures (i don't care if you're a straight or gay guy, a true monster will grab your full attention whether you have the balls to admit it or not).

so...into the porn industry these third leg dudes go.  hoping for a loose pussy or ass (well, loose to the majority of us but tight to them), the super-hung guys seem to turn to porn models in order to get laid.  they can't fuck like they want with other people and that is sort of sad.  here you have this coma-inducing cock and nobody to slam it into.  i mean the rest of us, once we find a willing recipient, are home-free at that point but you poor souls reach a blue-balled dead end.

as a pornographer, i'm glad we can be of help to you and your quest to fuck a human hole.  if you'll let us get in on video, we have some experienced holes for you.  send me an application and turn your frustration into orgasms and money :)

All persons depicted in the DVD's sold by AMVC.com, or the AMVC.com images from those DVD's displayed on this web site to market those films, were 18 years of age or older at the time the films and/or images were made.

Custodian of Records is W. D. MacKenzie, 1509 East Madison Street #101, Seattle WA 98122. Dates of Production vary by specific film.

WASHINGTON - The owner of adult stores in Alabama asked the Supreme Court on Monday to throw out a state ban on selling sex toys, calling it an unconstitutional intrusion into the bedroom.

If the court declines to take the case , as it did in 2005 , Alabama residents shopping for sexual novelties could soon have to look outside the state's borders.

"A person should have the right to make their own decision to explore their sexual boundaries outside what some government official says is moral," Sherri Williams said outside the Supreme Court before filing the appeal.

Williams has waged a mostly losing battle against the law since the state legislature passed it in 1998.

The Atlanta-based 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals dealt her the latest setback on Valentine's Day, upholding the ban as constitutional and saying "the state's interest in preserving and promoting public morality provides a rational basis for the challenged statute."

The state has held off on enforcing the law as the case winds through the appeals process.

Alabama is one of a handful of states, including Texas and Georgia, with laws restricting sales of sex toys. The Alabama "anti-obscenity" law bans the sale of sex toys but not their possession.

     After some blood, sweat, and tears were shed, we finally got all of our posts from amateurvideoblog.com moved here.  We were at that site since September 2004, so it took a bit of work...but it's all done now.

     A few formatting issues from the move, but nothing dramatic.  We think our new blog home is awesome!  (Don't forget that you can get your own free blog too!)

We are moving our blog site at AmateurVideoBlog.com over to here.  It will take us a bit of time, as we've been blogging there since September 2004 and that's a buttload of info to bring over

We are also asking all of the porn producers at AMVC.com to start blogging here, so you porn lovers can read about your favorite producer's sordid tales, new video releases, and whatever insider info they're brave enough to let out into the public

Thanks and we hope you enjoy your blogging experience on HelloPenis.com!

SEATTLE - Some pranksters got to a time capsule before it was officially unsealed at the University of Washington.

The capsule had been sealed in the wall of the Communications Building in 1957, and contained textbooks, newspapers and tapes from that era.

But sometime in the early 1980's someone broke in and left pornography and dirty underwear that drew giggles and gasps from a group of alumni.

The capsule is being replaced by another one containing digital media.