Why It's Sad To Be Hung
over the years of shooting videos, i've received countless thousands of model applications. as you can imagine, i'm not shocked by anything i receive, but one aspect of our model apps stands out among the rest....the area where we ask "why do you want to be in an adult video?"
85% always say "something i've always wanted to do" (or some variation thereof). then there are the ones who attempt to be clever instead of honest (we hate those) and, of course, the ones who say "the money" (pretty honest, but the money sucks in porn unless you're successfully producing it).
the ones who are exhibitionists and get off on tons of people watching them on video (and who are also the ones who actually have a chance of making a career out of it) seem to look at the money as just an added bonus.
fame is another answer, but we usually squash that misconception as quickly as possible. for fuck's sake...phones have camcorders in them now, making everyone a pornographer or porn star these days...so what are you really bringing to the table to stand out among the other millions of pornstar wannabe's? this doesn't mean that you aren't pornstar material and won't make it, but a reality check is necessary for the youtube generation.
but the one that truly stands out for me are the massively hung guys who get into porn so they can fuck someone. yes, you heard it right. their answer to the above question goes something like "because my dick is too large for most people, so i'm hoping I can get laid by a porn model". the implication, true or not, is that a porn model will be much more "loose" and able to handle a monster cock, as opposed to the little sorority girl at the frat party or the gay guy who isn't like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
now i'm not talking about your above average dick. yes, that can cause a lot of drama, pain, and pleasure for the newbie recipient but rather i'm talking about the massive, oh-my-fucking-god-is-that-real, cock...like mine.....HA! i've had the pleasure of seeing many of these creatures (i don't care if you're a straight or gay guy, a true monster will grab your full attention whether you have the balls to admit it or not).
so...into the porn industry these third leg dudes go. hoping for a loose pussy or ass (well, loose to the majority of us but tight to them), the super-hung guys seem to turn to porn models in order to get laid. they can't fuck like they want with other people and that is sort of sad. here you have this coma-inducing cock and nobody to slam it into. i mean the rest of us, once we find a willing recipient, are home-free at that point but you poor souls reach a blue-balled dead end.
as a pornographer, i'm glad we can be of help to you and your quest to fuck a human hole. if you'll let us get in on video, we have some experienced holes for you. send me an application and turn your frustration into orgasms and money :)
