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I have a feeling that this Sarah Palin Love Doll is more topical than it is accurate, but since I didn't buy one I can't say for sure.  If you buy one, please leave us a comment and let us know how it went :)  My favorite part of their description is at the end where they say "She inflates easily with any standard air pump."

I thought this looked unique, so thought I'd share it with you.  I can't verify how well it works but it's certainly funny :)  It's a water-based lube at Extreme Restraints and, according to their site "You will receive the dispenser and a 21oz bottle of water-based lubricant. The stand (without the bottle) measures 7.5" in height and 3.75" in width. With the bottle inserted it stands 1ft in height."

 

"Ms. Mounds" won the Guiness Book of World Records for the largest breast implants in the world.  Guiness also has a category for the largest natural breasts, but these bazoombas seemed more interesting for a quick blog entry.  I'd love to watch video footage of reactions from guys passing her by in the mall :)

Each boob weighs 20 pounds.

 

 

This is the "Shenis" for women that connects to her pee hole so she can pee standing up.  Although a unique idea, they got it all wrong....unless of course she has alien green skin and is hung with a hard-on (I'd actually like to glance over and see that :)  I'm not sure why they didn't make it limp and the color of skin.  Funny, though.

For many years, we've been trying to trademark "AMVC" as it relates to adult entertainment.  We're proud to announce that we are now an officially registered trademark.

Porn producers in the 6th Circuit can breathe a sigh of relief now (sort of).

The article is here at AVN.

over the years of shooting videos, i've received countless thousands of model applications.  as you can imagine, i'm not shocked by anything i receive, but one aspect of our model apps stands out among the rest....the area where we ask "why do you want to be in an adult video?"

85% always say "something i've always wanted to do" (or some variation thereof).  then there are the ones who attempt to be clever instead of honest (we hate those) and, of course, the ones who say "the money" (pretty honest, but the money sucks in porn unless you're successfully producing it).

the ones who are exhibitionists and get off on tons of people watching them on video (and who are also the ones who actually have a chance of making a career out of it) seem to look at the money as just an added bonus.

fame is another answer, but we usually squash that misconception as quickly as possible.  for fuck's sake...phones have camcorders in them now, making everyone a pornographer or porn star these days...so what are you really bringing to the table to stand out among the other millions of pornstar wannabe's?  this doesn't mean that you aren't pornstar material and won't make it, but a reality check is necessary for the youtube generation.

but the one that truly stands out for me are the massively hung guys who get into porn so they can fuck someone.  yes, you heard it right.  their answer to the above question goes something like "because my dick is too large for most people, so i'm hoping I can get laid by a porn model".  the implication, true or not, is that a porn model will be much more "loose" and able to handle a monster cock, as opposed to the little sorority girl at the frat party or the gay guy who isn't like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

now i'm not talking about your above average dick.  yes, that can cause a lot of drama, pain, and pleasure for the newbie recipient but rather i'm talking about the massive, oh-my-fucking-god-is-that-real, cock...like mine.....HA!  i've had the pleasure of seeing many of these creatures (i don't care if you're a straight or gay guy, a true monster will grab your full attention whether you have the balls to admit it or not).

so...into the porn industry these third leg dudes go.  hoping for a loose pussy or ass (well, loose to the majority of us but tight to them), the super-hung guys seem to turn to porn models in order to get laid.  they can't fuck like they want with other people and that is sort of sad.  here you have this coma-inducing cock and nobody to slam it into.  i mean the rest of us, once we find a willing recipient, are home-free at that point but you poor souls reach a blue-balled dead end.

as a pornographer, i'm glad we can be of help to you and your quest to fuck a human hole.  if you'll let us get in on video, we have some experienced holes for you.  send me an application and turn your frustration into orgasms and money :)

All persons depicted in the DVD's sold by AMVC.com, or the AMVC.com images from those DVD's displayed on this web site to market those films, were 18 years of age or older at the time the films and/or images were made.

Custodian of Records is W. D. MacKenzie, 1509 East Madison Street #101, Seattle WA 98122. Dates of Production vary by specific film.

WASHINGTON - The owner of adult stores in Alabama asked the Supreme Court on Monday to throw out a state ban on selling sex toys, calling it an unconstitutional intrusion into the bedroom.

If the court declines to take the case , as it did in 2005 , Alabama residents shopping for sexual novelties could soon have to look outside the state's borders.

"A person should have the right to make their own decision to explore their sexual boundaries outside what some government official says is moral," Sherri Williams said outside the Supreme Court before filing the appeal.

Williams has waged a mostly losing battle against the law since the state legislature passed it in 1998.

The Atlanta-based 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals dealt her the latest setback on Valentine's Day, upholding the ban as constitutional and saying "the state's interest in preserving and promoting public morality provides a rational basis for the challenged statute."

The state has held off on enforcing the law as the case winds through the appeals process.

Alabama is one of a handful of states, including Texas and Georgia, with laws restricting sales of sex toys. The Alabama "anti-obscenity" law bans the sale of sex toys but not their possession.

     After some blood, sweat, and tears were shed, we finally got all of our posts from amateurvideoblog.com moved here.  We were at that site since September 2004, so it took a bit of work...but it's all done now.

     A few formatting issues from the move, but nothing dramatic.  We think our new blog home is awesome!  (Don't forget that you can get your own free blog too!)

We are moving our blog site at AmateurVideoBlog.com over to here.  It will take us a bit of time, as we've been blogging there since September 2004 and that's a buttload of info to bring over

We are also asking all of the porn producers at AMVC.com to start blogging here, so you porn lovers can read about your favorite producer's sordid tales, new video releases, and whatever insider info they're brave enough to let out into the public

Thanks and we hope you enjoy your blogging experience on HelloPenis.com!

SEATTLE - Some pranksters got to a time capsule before it was officially unsealed at the University of Washington.

The capsule had been sealed in the wall of the Communications Building in 1957, and contained textbooks, newspapers and tapes from that era.

But sometime in the early 1980's someone broke in and left pornography and dirty underwear that drew giggles and gasps from a group of alumni.

The capsule is being replaced by another one containing digital media.

We wanted to update this post with a follow up:

The 9th anuual Mr. Nude Seattle Contest was held on 4/2/07 in Seattle. There were six contestants and the 1st Runner-Up was AMVC.com's latest find, Billy The Kidd.

Martin, the creator, and the drag hosts did an excellent job as usual and the enthusiastic audience was filled to capacity, cheering on the amateur contestants and making each one feel appreciated.

AMVC.com sponsored the cash prizes and this was their 4th (or 5th..i forget :) year as one of the judges. The list of winners, contestants, and more pics from the show are here.

 

yes, i own a porn company.

during my journeys, this discovery gets a medley of reactions.  while most are intrigued, some become bambi in headlights and excuse themselves from my presence.  the intrigued ones typically start emerging themselves into a barrage of questions about my work.  everyone pretty much asks all the same questions and i don't mind answering them as long as i'm in the mood to do it, since it never turns out to be a short conversation and i don't always have the time or energy.  when i do field questions, they're usually surprised at how boring some of it really is.  i mean, it's work...accounting, paperwork (lots and lots of paperwork), employees, contract labor, laws that seem to change daily, visits from law enforcement, expensive attorneys, right wing attacks, countless hours in front of an editing machine, and so much more.  of course, in between all of that, there are nude people in front of me having sex....but most seem to tune out until i get to that part :)

i was extremely fortunate to have gotten on the web when there weren't very many of us on it yet.  this gave me an edge over the masses, especially when i met the owner of an adult video company who told me that i could make money by sending people to his site.  in the days before (what we now call) spam, this was simple.  horny guys who saw my affiliate link clicked on it, bought porn, and then the company sent me a check once a month.  my first check from them for only half a month was about $3000.00.  i was in shock and just knew it was going to bounce, but it cleared without issue.  each month, the checks got bigger.  now you have to understand something here...i had never seen that amount of money in my life.  not in such a short amount of time for doing very little work (i.e. sitting at a computer) and i was hooked.  i kept teaching myself web design and eventually began learning how to do simple scripts, which increased my affiliate link's exposure and my impatience for that big check in the mail.

but...what goes up must come down.  sort of.

suddenly more and more people were jumping on board the "information superhighway", which caused others like me to begin their own porn affiliate venture.  this was the beginning of the onslaught of which we're all now aware.  porn had saturated the web and countless thousands wanted their piece of the proverbial porn pie.

these bastards (teehee) started nipping at my income like a rabbid squirrel on his last nut and i had to do something.  fast.

i looked at every angle inside and outside the box.  analyzing, overanalyzing, beating dead horses, etc., until i decided that the company i was pimping traffic for had something i didn't.  content.  i would soon discover that i needed that too.

during all of this, i got a part-time job at an adult video store to see if i could get any insider information, but the owner kept everything secret.  all i could do was observe what was selling on my shifts.

while sitting behind the counter one night, i began to notice how intimidated most people were to buy porn (especially if it was something like transsexual videos) and how seemingly embarassed they were to bring it up to the counter to pay for it.  i remember thinking that there had to be some way for me to put the porn on my website and then let them just order it through the mail from me.  i just figured that they could mail me an order form and a check or money order and then i'd buy the video for them and discreetly mail it to them (credit card processing didn't exist back then for the average joe).

this revelation (almost an epiphany) spawned what was to become the caveat to where i am today.  but wait, is it really that easy to sell or make porn?  i mean, there was certainly nobody to ask how to do this...no "how to make and sell porn for dummies" book, nothing in the library.  just me, my instincts, my analytical skills, and my creativity.

i received zero support from the friends i told, except one (thanks jo ann!)  she loaned me some start up money (about a thousand dollars i think).  since i spent all my money i was earning and had nothing to show for it, i couldn't afford this new endeavor.  she believed in me and that i could build something massive and loaned me the money without question or a time-frame to pay her back.  although i had a good idea what my next steps would be, i certainly had no clue how long it would take to make a profit and pay her back.  she new and understood this, so that pressure was off my shoulders.

after exhausting my brain trying to process how one would go about shooting a porn video (remember...porn videos were just these things with no origin that sat on the shelves at adult bookstores), i decided it was finally time to stop thinking and start shooting, knowing that some trial and error would do me good.  i'm the type who definitely learns from his mistakes and fortunes, so a porn shootin' i went!

continued in part two

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON (March 9, 2007) � AMVC.com an amateur video production and distribution company, today announced that fifteen new producers have been added to its site.

The nine new gay producers are: Blue Lady Productions, Border Patrol Videos, Corkscrew Media Group, Full Stream Productions, Hung Videos, Lumena, RG3 Media, Street Trash Videos, and Vulcan Amateurs

AA Teen Videos, Adrenaline Videos, Brookland Brothers Entertainment, Finnish Studs Productions, Hell House Video, and WangGee Productions are the six new straight producers.

These fifteen new producers bring AMVC.com to 108 studios producing gay DVDs and 69 studios producing straight, bisexual, and transgender DVDs. Combined, these 177 studios offer AMVC.com�s customers more than 1,600 DVDs with an extraordinary variety of homemade videos from which to choose.

�We continue to provide a quick and easy way for amateur producers to get their films distributed, says co-owner Allen McNulty. We offer a 60/40 split on all DVD sales, where the producer gets 60 percent, while we handle all billing, shipping, and customer service. We make it as seamless as possible so the producer can just focus on making new footage without the headaches of handling sales and distribution.�

AMVC.com is owned and operated by the good folks at On The Edge of Cyberspace, Inc. For more information, we hope you visit AMVC.com.

The 9th Annual Mr. Nude Seattle Contest will take place on April 2, 2007 at the Langston Hughes Performing Arts Center in Seattle, WA.

Cash Prizes are sponsored by AMVC.com as follows: 1st Place - $500; 2nd Place - $250; 3rd Place - $100; 4th Place - $50; 5th Place - $25

This will be AMVC.com's 4th year of serving as a judge, where four categories are scored: First Look (clothed), Striptease, Q & A (nude), and Last Look (nude).� During the intermission, two drag queens (who also emcee the show)�give away adult videos to the audience in a random drawing from ticket stubs.

More info can be found here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ONTARIO, N.Y. (AP) - It's not your typical church breakfast. An event billed as "Porn and Pancakes" is being hosted by a church in rural upstate New York.

The breakfast discussion on the pornography industry in America is planned next month at the Living Word Assembly of God Church in the town of Ontario, about ten miles east of Rochester.

A billboard advertisement near the church shows the words "Porn and Pancakes" written in syrup on a stack of flapjacks.

Organizers told a Rochester TV station that the event on February 10th will be an honest discussion about pornography and its impact on society. The discussion will be led by Triple-X Church, a group of youth ministers who travel the country talking about porn and the porn industry.

The pastor of the Wayne County church and churches from Buffalo, Rochester and Syracuse have asked about hosting "Porn and Pancakes" events.